One Man’s Trash: Zombie Spring Breakers
Don’t sweat it! The zombie virus outbreak is all the way over in Eastern Europe, so this lads’ holiday in Ibiza ought to have a clean bill of health. Well, except for the undead strippers.
Don’t sweat it! The zombie virus outbreak is all the way over in Eastern Europe, so this lads’ holiday in Ibiza ought to have a clean bill of health. Well, except for the undead strippers.
After so many sorority house massacres, maybe you’re thinking it’s long past time for something like Haunting on Fraternity Row to help even the Greek playing field. Sure, there are a whole bunch of dead sorority girls...
You thought a park teeming with ravenous dinosaurs was terrifying? Oh, I can top that.
“Greetings to you, Earthlings. I am Princess Dragon Mom. I have taken over this planet. Now I own the Earth, and you’ll be my slaves for all eternity! The disasters you experienced are just small examples of our great ...
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: Returning home on Halloween night, a knife-wielding, escaped mental patient mercilessly stalks a babysitter. If you’re bracing yourself for a straightahead rip-off of Halloween,...
Thing I learned from doing this column: There really aren’t a whole lot of killer mummy movies anymore.
Cannibalism seems like the sort of thing you’d work your way up to in a game of Truth or Dare, but nope! Alex is munching on bits of her boyfriend in round one.
Aargh! It’s right on the tip of my tongue. What movie is it that Demon Wind reminds me of? Maybe you could help jog my memory.
Talk about breastfeeding! I just saw the doofy looking guy from Starcrash get gnawed to death by a lady-demon’s boobs.
Whatever you’re doing right now, stop! There’s a James Franco movie on Netflix about a haunted bank vault!
Imagine looking on helplessly as one of your brothers is strung up before you. He’s beaten so savagely that his innards spill out onto the ground below and are then devoured. Of course, you’d be afraid. Of course, you&...
“I’m gonna drink your blood like cranberry sauce, meanie!”