One Man’s Trash: The VelociPastor
“First, I’m a hooker, and I did not want to be arrested. Secondly, you turned into a dinosaur, and you ate him.”
“First, I’m a hooker, and I did not want to be arrested. Secondly, you turned into a dinosaur, and you ate him.”
Hmmm, how best to succinctly describe the central conflict in Billy the Kid vs. Dracula…?
Well, this isn’t a zoo, and these critters aren’t exactly undead. But goshdarnit, “zoombies” is too clever a pun to sleep on, so we’ll roll with it.
Never has a film been more aptly titled than Alien Warfare. At least, once Chris (David B. Meadows) gets off the phone, I’m pretty sure some aliens are going to start wreaking havoc.
And then there was that time the filmmakers behind Troll 2 and Hell of the Living Dead remade Predator…
A team of researchers came to Canada to study the native lynx population. Little did they know that they themselves were being studied by… the Snow Beast!
Hey, I think this might be a first: a cult film about a film cult.
“Great. So, in addition to giant ants, we now have robot machine guns to contend with?”
Awwww, “parasite” is such a nasty word. How many parasites do you know with a voice this velvety smooth? Can they articulately debate? Do they croon? Can they inject a hallucinatory chemical directly into your gray mat...
Skeletons in the Closet is a blood-spattered love letter to 1980s horror and late night movie hosts. Except when it’s not. Which is most of the time. At least this anthology kicks off the right way, diving more or less right...
Wow! This newly-discovered cave drawing proves that ancient man once co-existed with dinosaurs. And, thanks to that meteor soaring through the sky right now, history’s about to repeat itself.
Once again, alcohol saves the day!