Underworld Blood Wars

Contest: Win ‘Underworld: Blood Wars’ on Ultra HD and Blu-ray!

Death Dealer Selene returns to… umm… deal more death, I guess, in ‘Underworld: Blood Wars‘. We have a spare copy of the 4k Ultra HD + Blu-ray combo pack. You want it? Just make us laugh.

To win a copy of the movie, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:

Insert witty caption here

For example: “All right, time to ‘fess up. Who knocked this ornament off my Christmas tree? You totally ruined the careful symmetry and I’m quite miffed about it.”

We have one copy of the movie to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.

This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.

The deadline for entry is Friday, April 28th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!


  1. Mark Batchelder

    Guy in the background – i hope thats an air freshener cause this leather has really sealed in the flavor

  2. Csm101

    “You guys look wound and uptight. Here is the remedy.”
    “Is that some sort of weapon to rid us of the Lycans for good?”
    “Even better, it’s limited edition deadly nightshade bubble bath. Soak your worries away!”

  3. Csm101

    “A Lycan wearing bunny ears gave me this and wished me Happy Easter. What do you make of that?”

  4. Ronald Oliver

    Up for bids is this big shiny ball of silver that almost killed the old bald guy who is standing behind me..the proceeds will help to pay for his upcoming hair transplant procedures performed at Bosley.

  5. Pedram

    – No, this is not the golden snitch and you won’t win anything by getting it. Yes, I wish we were in a better franchise too, but wishing hasn’t stopped these films from going downhill fast so let’s just just move on.
    – If you come across the Silver Surfer, do NOT suck his blood. Pissing this thing out is not something you want to do. Believe me.
    -This amount of silver is probably worth more than what the last divergent movie made at the box office. I keep it around to remind myself of why I’m in this franchise.

  6. ‘I’m very, very happy Kinder Surprise has finally been approved for sale in the United States! Okay, now, who wants to open the first egg and discover the toy?’

  7. ‘You think our movie franchise has dropped the ball? You have seen nothing yet. Allow me to show you how you REALLY drop the ball.’

    • Kyle

      I was offered points on the back end or a silver candied apple. I took the apple. Pretty sure I made out on that one.

  8. Kyle

    David: I want you all to look directly at this orb…[flash of bright white light]
    K: those new neurolizers are pretty efficient
    J:[Removes David mask he’d been wearing] yeah, not bad. So you taking this one?
    K: Sure. Attention everyone, attention. Alright so that blast just now was from a solar flare refracted off of Venus. All that stuff from Underworld: Awakening, didn’t happen, just a bad dream. So now you can all go about your business.

  9. Jim Sublett

    ‘We’ve finally won the war brothers and sisters.
    I hold in my hand the prostate of Lycan clan leader Marius.
    It’s over!!’

  10. Jim Sublett

    ‘The first one that can grab this magic orb from my hand gets a free VHS copy of Fists of Fury!’