Yes indeed, we’re doing another contest already. Did you miss Zack Snyder’s hot-chicks-with-samurai-swords-and-machine-guns action flick ‘Sucker Punch’ when it played in theaters earlier this year? Judging by its box office returns, you probably did. If you’d like to check it out now, perhaps we can provide you with a free Blu-ray copy. Follow after the break for the instructions on how to win.
I’m not going to sugar coat this. ‘Sucker Punch’ was savaged by critics earlier this year and was a box office bomb. In his Blu-ray review, Aaron didn’t know quite what to make of it one way or the other. Nonetheless, this seems like the sort of thing that will make for some fun home theater eye- and ear-candy. If you have any interest in trying this movie out now, why pay for a copy when you can get one for free from us here in The Bonus View?
We’re going to do this as another of our ever-popular photo caption contests. All you need to do is come up with a funny or clever caption for the following image (click to enlarge), then post it in the comments.
The caption can either be a made-up line of dialogue or something that describes the image. For example: “America’s newest special missions force – Code name G.I. Ho.”
The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever response we enjoy the most. We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away.
Entries are limited to 10 captions per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is this Friday, July 1st. The winner will be announced next week. Good luck, everyone!
Brian Price
A VICTORIAS SECRET finally comes to Germany.
Brian Price
We are here, under orders, from our Commander in Chief… A PIMP NAMED SLICKBACK!
Brian Price
Emily Browning: So they came to me with this idea of “WHAT IF THE CW CREATED THE MATRIX?” 10 months later, I am dressed like an anime chick, walking through a WWII Foxhole thinking “WTF!”.
Rickah88
DAMN! She looks like my ex-girlfriend!!!
Ashish
‘Scuse me, pardon me. Let the real men through, maggots.
Ashish
Has anyone seen our puppy? You sir, the one with your head down, have you seen a tiny little puppy that answers to the name Pokey?
Ashish
I can’t believe Amber got the last cherry lollipop. I’ve been saving that for a day of fighting zombie soldiers. Or at least a rainy day.
Ashish
If I hear a single whistle or catcall from anyone, you’ll be eating through a straw tomorrow.
Rock Chestwell
“Sir, I understand that this new SpecOps team is good, but I refuse to trust anyone that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.”
Spader
The acceptance of American reinforcements was a humbling experience for the British troops.
Scott Beuse
Yo, pass me one of them lollipops. I love the taste of tutti frutti in the morning.
Jason
ain’t war a scantly clad bitch?
Dennis Lafontaine
Why did I have to skip breakfast, oh my gawsh!
Jason
every.single.time.-I get called into the office right in the middle of a LARP session.
Andrew J. Riley
“Good Lord, how did I get recruited for this wacked out burlesque show?”
Jason
♫Here come the Jets,
Yeah! And we’re gonna beat
Ev’ry last buggin’ gang
On the whole buggin’ street!
On the whole!
Ever!
Mother!
Lovin’!
Street!
Yeah! ♫
Brian Langenwalter
Showgirls 2 starring Emily Browning and Vanessa Hudgens!
Danny
Don’t send a girl to do a woman’s job…a woman dressed as a sailer with a big sword…
Danny
Can you spot the man in this picture?…wait…there’s a man in this picture…?
Danny
…I am gonna KILL BILL…uh, I mean…escape from lobotomy…
Danny
Yes thats right, the new addition to the sailer moon collection, sailer nazi ladies and gentlemen!
Danny
Thats right, you too can look stunning even in the throws of world war two with our new product…slow motion, by snyder.
Tien
Move over Spice Girls!!!
Tim Bearden
War or no war. On October 31st we go Trick or Treating!
Chris
Baby Doll –
“I really wish Amber would put that lollie pop down…..she’s making us all look like whores.”
Justin
1)
No one knew the Spice Girls Revival would be the catalyst to Neo World War 2…
2)
Because we all know one of the main factors of war is the element of surprise. And what could be more surprising than the First Batallion Transvestite Brigade?
3)
Clearly you don’t know our women! I might as well have marched them up here, judging by what I’ve seen.
4)
Alternate uses of Dr. Evil’s fembots… BOOST TEAM MORALE! Verdict?? EPIC FAIL!
5)
This is what happens when Hollywood gets ahold of the rights to produce a Metal Gear Solid film…
Justin
6)
The airborne wing parachuting into dangerous areas with fantastic makeup! And a fantastic gun! And the opposing forces going, “Fucking ‘ell, look at these guys! Look at that! They’ve got guns. They’ve got guns! Jesus, they’ve got guns!” Ah, bugger. I was so surprised! Were you surprised? I was surprised.
hunter
First Uso in Nam’ now this. Dayum
hunter
A WWII USO show with schoolgirls. This outta make our day.
Justin
7)
Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives.