Yes indeed, we’re doing another contest already. Did you miss Zack Snyder’s hot-chicks-with-samurai-swords-and-machine-guns action flick ‘Sucker Punch’ when it played in theaters earlier this year? Judging by its box office returns, you probably did. If you’d like to check it out now, perhaps we can provide you with a free Blu-ray copy. Follow after the break for the instructions on how to win.
I’m not going to sugar coat this. ‘Sucker Punch’ was savaged by critics earlier this year and was a box office bomb. In his Blu-ray review, Aaron didn’t know quite what to make of it one way or the other. Nonetheless, this seems like the sort of thing that will make for some fun home theater eye- and ear-candy. If you have any interest in trying this movie out now, why pay for a copy when you can get one for free from us here in The Bonus View?
We’re going to do this as another of our ever-popular photo caption contests. All you need to do is come up with a funny or clever caption for the following image (click to enlarge), then post it in the comments.
The caption can either be a made-up line of dialogue or something that describes the image. For example: “America’s newest special missions force – Code name G.I. Ho.”
The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever response we enjoy the most. We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away.
Entries are limited to 10 captions per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is this Friday, July 1st. The winner will be announced next week. Good luck, everyone!
Darrel Eddings
“Oops I Killed You Again”
Adam
Peter Weir’s gonna hate this “Gallipoli” remake.
phill
who are these skanks, i thaught i was going ot see captian america
FLskydiver
Gives new meaning to trench warfare.
Shannon Nutt
Well, this is a lot better than last year’s USO show!
Brian Langenwalter
WWII and mini skirts, because history can be sexy too!
Brian Langenwalter
We are here to kick ass and hand out BJ’s!
Brian Langenwalter
Blow-pops were around in WWII?! I wish I learned that in history class…
Justin Morgan
“We’re here to fuck shit up. No name-taking. Just fucking shit up.”
Steve S
Upon issuing the order to “stand at attention” the Sargent noticed most of the men already were…
Ryan Hagen
WOW!! That’s interesting…Dick Van Dyke and the Bye Bye Birdies.
Eward
That’s right P90x!
charles wade
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE ROLL POP!!!!!!!!!
Brian H
Moulin Rouge ain’t got nothin’ on me!
Brian H
France, 1917,
Dear Mother and Father,
Please do not worry about the mustard gas or the strafing runs… We now have Samurai swords and high-tempo music… Not really helping my trenchfoot… BIG eFFing MECHS…
Love, Private Guy
PS Please don’t send my sister to a boarding school/asylum/dance school/ Zack Snyder helmed anything…
Brian H
And finally, the special forces of Sucker Punch, who were know for their reality and dimension transcending rhythmic combat style, were dispatched in order to settle a great debate, one that had engulfed an entire world… the intended aspect ratio of Barry Lyndon.
RichGardner
“After all this shit, our hair still looks fab!”
David Ruiz
We kick ass!!! Come and get me!!!
Josh Zyber
AuthorThe deadline is up, so I’m going to have to turn off the comments. Thanks for participating, everybody!