Yes indeed, we’re doing another contest already. Did you miss Zack Snyder’s hot-chicks-with-samurai-swords-and-machine-guns action flick ‘Sucker Punch’ when it played in theaters earlier this year? Judging by its box office returns, you probably did. If you’d like to check it out now, perhaps we can provide you with a free Blu-ray copy. Follow after the break for the instructions on how to win.
I’m not going to sugar coat this. ‘Sucker Punch’ was savaged by critics earlier this year and was a box office bomb. In his Blu-ray review, Aaron didn’t know quite what to make of it one way or the other. Nonetheless, this seems like the sort of thing that will make for some fun home theater eye- and ear-candy. If you have any interest in trying this movie out now, why pay for a copy when you can get one for free from us here in The Bonus View?
We’re going to do this as another of our ever-popular photo caption contests. All you need to do is come up with a funny or clever caption for the following image (click to enlarge), then post it in the comments.
The caption can either be a made-up line of dialogue or something that describes the image. For example: “America’s newest special missions force – Code name G.I. Ho.”
The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever response we enjoy the most. We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away.
Entries are limited to 10 captions per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is this Friday, July 1st. The winner will be announced next week. Good luck, everyone!
Joseph Fadoir
Sailor Moon and friends join the army
Joseph Fadoir
Skirt? CHECK. Midriff showing? CHECK. Guns? CHECK. Samurai sword? CHECK. Everyone else wearing leather and/or fishnets? CHECK. OK girls…. lets DANCE!!!
Martin
It is a little known fact that Motley Crüe had been making music videos since 1942!
Joseph Fadoir
Exactly what every woman fantasizes about when she closes her eyes while dancing provocatively.
Joseph Fadoir
Baby Doll: “We are here to kick ass and chew bubblegum…. and we’re all out of bubblegum.”
Amber: “I have a Blow Pop.”
Baby Doll: “Shut up and go fly the plane.”
Amber: “I haz a sad.”
David McCormick
And they said Women don’t belong in the military.
David McCormick
Now everyone knows why he volunteered to join the special team.
John
1. Who need’s a story when you have us to look at.
2. Only thing worst then Nazi’s are hot Nazi’s.
Mary-Ann Baughman Abbott
“Well it’s off to the ‘Pussycat Dolls” tryouts!”
Sanders
War hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Eric Tolson
What would happen if Michael Bay made Saving Private Ryan. “More hot girls.”
Eric Tolson
The Holocaust just got a whole lot sexier!
Eric Tolson
The darkest version of Sailor Moon yet.
Eric Tolson
“Nobody smile on three.”
Eric Tolson
Obviously hot girls repel mud.
Eric Tolson
We’re one pair of spandex away from being an 80s metal video.
Eric Tolson
The sergeant decided to boost moral (and stop the fighting) to throw all the girls into lock-up, so that the mean may get some work done.
Eric Tolson
The true definition of “Run the Gauntlet.”
FLskydiver
USO shows were waaaay better in WWI.
Patrick Hanson
Where is Posh Spice?
Patrick Hanson
Women in the military – Who’s the dumbass that said it’s a bad idea?
Patrick Hanson
Uncle Sam Wants You..and you…and you…and you…and especially you Vanessa.
Patrick Hanson
Springtime for Hitler: Remix
Patrick Hanson
Optical Illusion: look long enough and you will see Scott Glen in the background.
matt in the hat
they let gays in the military now everybody is FABULOUS
matt in the hat
the history channel finally found a way to raise those low ratings
matt in the hat
“they said we’d all go down together” Billy joel in goodnight sigon
Sam
Finally, a force in the concentration camps that can overcome the mighty Magneto…
Silicone!
Brian Price
The PUSSYCAT DOLLS
Brian Price
The PUSSYCAT DOLLS join the War on Terror.