New Contest: I’m Gonna Git You, ‘Sucker Punch’!

Yes indeed, we’re doing another contest already. Did you miss Zack Snyder’s hot-chicks-with-samurai-swords-and-machine-guns action flick ‘Sucker Punch’ when it played in theaters earlier this year? Judging by its box office returns, you probably did. If you’d like to check it out now, perhaps we can provide you with a free Blu-ray copy. Follow after the break for the instructions on how to win.

I’m not going to sugar coat this. ‘Sucker Punch’ was savaged by critics earlier this year and was a box office bomb. In his Blu-ray review, Aaron didn’t know quite what to make of it one way or the other. Nonetheless, this seems like the sort of thing that will make for some fun home theater eye- and ear-candy. If you have any interest in trying this movie out now, why pay for a copy when you can get one for free from us here in The Bonus View?

We’re going to do this as another of our ever-popular photo caption contests. All you need to do is come up with a funny or clever caption for the following image (click to enlarge), then post it in the comments.

The caption can either be a made-up line of dialogue or something that describes the image. For example: “America’s newest special missions force – Code name G.I. Ho.”

The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever response we enjoy the most. We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away.

Entries are limited to 10 captions per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality.

This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.

The deadline for entry is this Friday, July 1st. The winner will be announced next week. Good luck, everyone!

203 comments

  1. “Why are we stuck with Rifles and they have such strange fully automatic weapons of which I have never seen”

    erm?

    or

    “..and Little is known about the hand selected special forces unit that single-handedly won the War”

  2. Johnny

    Since God gave men two heads, but only enough blood to use one at a time. Here’s hoping the enemy passes out.

    Detention? What for?

    The movie may be bad. But we look GOOD. (paraphrasing Evil Dead).

  3. Jason

    And as she surveyed her surroundings, the crushing reality of the career prospects for a girl with an Ivy League degree in sociology came crashing down upon Babyface like a ton of leaden bricks.

  4. Jason

    “It wasn’t exactly what I had in mind when I put ‘clam bake’ in the colonel’s suggestion box,” stated the soldier. “But I’ll take it. By God will I take it.”

  5. fansmash

    In the U.S. version of Sucker Punch, images of five young ladies were digitally inserted to shroud Scott Glen’s character — who marched without pants nor undergarments in this scene (in 3D, no less).

  6. triguous

    Like the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park, the battlefield’s single sex environment has spontaneously changed sexes. This time, from male to female. Morale is at an all-time high.

  7. Spader

    As the girls passed by, pangs of jealously swept through the ranks. “Why can’t our uniforms include fishnet stockings and six inch heels?”

  8. Elizabeth

    It didn’t long for the Pentagon to realize that having Victoria’s Secret redesign the women’s uniforms was really bad for combat readiness.

    —–

    With the arrival of a few new recruits, complaints about communal showers suddenly stopped.

    —–

    Meet the women of the new season of Army Wives: Playboy Edition.

    —–

    I don’t know what would make you think they slept their way to the top.

  9. Kevin

    It is really sad how far the girl scouts will go to sell those cookies. I don’t care if you pistol whip me I don’t want your samoas.

  10. “They mess with Edith Cavell, they mess with us!”…you know, the famous British nurse that was executed in WW1 by the Germans and created a whole uprising…no? Then how about “Girls just want to have fun…with guns.” Now put down that controller and go read a history book.

  11. Darrel Eddings

    By a Vote of 8,000 to 0, the French army just renamed a Woman’s Breasts “Anthill”