You May Experience Headaches, Nausea or Uncontrollable Homicidal Rage – Win ‘Side Effects’ on Blu-ray!

Just because it’s a short week, don’t think that we’ve forgotten to give away another free movie. Enter our contest today for your chance to win Steven Soderbergh’s medical thriller ‘Side Effects’ on Blu-ray!

Starring Channing Tatum, Rooney Mara and Jude Law, ‘Side Effects‘ is said to be director Steven Soderbergh’s final theatrical film. The thriller tells the story of a new prescription anti-depressant drug that inadvertently causes patients to… well, you should see the movie.

To win a copy of the Blu-ray, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:

For example: “Honey, would it make you feel better if I ripped off my clothes and danced for you in a thong?”

We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.

This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.

The deadline for entry is Friday, May 31st. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!

68 comments

  1. Timcharger

    You’ll feel better soon. Here, use your hand like this. That’s how to chan your tatum.

  2. BambooLounge

    1. “There, there. There, there.”

    2. “I said, ‘My Cindy.’ The ‘my’ makes it a pet name. Like I’d forget your name. Come here you.”

  3. BambooLounge

    3. That scene ended 20 minutes ago. She is determined not to let go.

    4. Inner Tatum Monologue: “If I just slide my hand slowly…slowly…slowww SHIT! She’s glaring at me again.”

  4. Timcharger

    “You do this every night; it won’t work.
    Hand me my blu-ray remote. Give it over.
    Hiding it between your legs won’t get me to
    watch streaming 720p in 2 channel stereo!”

  5. Timcharger

    Here, here, my sweetheart, I know that the side
    effects are making you feel horrible. But it
    should comfort you to know that we do have
    toilet paper, unlike Venezuela…
    Or that 4K TV prices are coming down in price…
    Or that Josh’s home theater is almost done…
    Or that I will be robbed again by HighDefDigest contests!!!

  6. Timcharger

    “Nice to meet you.” Tatum reaches out and grasps the hand of his roommate’s sister.

    “Hey buddy, my eyes are up here.”

    “I’m just checking if there is a ring on your finger.”

    “My brother warned me about you; you think you’re God’s gift to women.”

    “I think I’m a winner.”

    “I think you’ll be robbed…
    …in another High Def Digest contest!!!”

  7. Please don’t touch me like that, I did a guest spot on SVU (check imdb)

    I hope this picture doesn’t become a meme

    Insert winning caption here

  8. Mark B

    “Yes, it’s true, I am Magic Mike. I swear Matthew McConaughey are ‘Just Friends.'”

  9. Nick Haddad

    “You know, I really appreciated your work in Girl With the Dragon Tattoo…if you know what I mean”
    “I need an adult”

  10. Deepak

    “Hi, nice to meet you, I’m Magic Mike.”
    “I’m the girl with the dragon tattoo. Get the f*** away from me…”

    Ah, true love.

  11. Timcharger

    “Here let me feel it kick.”

    “Do I know you? Get your hand off me! I’m not pregnant!!”

    “Do you wanna be?”

    “That’s your best pick-up line?!”

  12. Ed

    “A bush in the hand is worth two in the…uh, wait, that’s not right. Fuck it. I’m pretty, rich, and popular. I don’t need to be smart, too.”

  13. futureman

    “Take this ring to Mount Doom and return it to the fires from which it was forged. You must go now, for the forces of evil grow ever stronger and must not be allowed to wield the ring’s power.”