You May Experience Headaches, Nausea or Uncontrollable Homicidal Rage – Win ‘Side Effects’ on Blu-ray!

Just because it’s a short week, don’t think that we’ve forgotten to give away another free movie. Enter our contest today for your chance to win Steven Soderbergh’s medical thriller ‘Side Effects’ on Blu-ray!

Starring Channing Tatum, Rooney Mara and Jude Law, ‘Side Effects‘ is said to be director Steven Soderbergh’s final theatrical film. The thriller tells the story of a new prescription anti-depressant drug that inadvertently causes patients to… well, you should see the movie.

To win a copy of the Blu-ray, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:

For example: “Honey, would it make you feel better if I ripped off my clothes and danced for you in a thong?”

We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.

This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.

The deadline for entry is Friday, May 31st. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!


  1. loganfire3

    “Sorry honey but Jerome Bettis is to old to still play football.”

    FYI- The Mara family are part owners of the Pittsburg Steelers.

  2. Tyler

    Honey, I thought I told you not to take Viagra. Those are mine, and I heard that the side effects are terrible for women.

  3. Ryan M

    Channing Tatum, nice to meet you. You probably recognize me from such hits as Supercross and She’s the Man.

    I promise I won’t do another G.I. Joe movie. But I can’t guarantee I won’t do another Step Up.

    This isn’t how you hold hands?

  4. Cam

    “Look, honey, I would love to talk to you about your problems, but not while Braveheart’s on, okay? Once commercials are on, I promise.”

  5. Adam

    Wow, so you’re telling me you really can’t feel me pushing my fingers halfway thru your leg?!

  6. Steve Mesa

    Don’t worry. We all make mistakes. You made “Nightmare on Elm Street” and I made “G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra.”

    • Timcharger

      What part of “funny or clever” do you not understand?

      I don’t care about religious zealots’ politics against choice, but when has abortion humor ever worked?

  7. David Staschke

    “Honey, married couples work things out. They don’t go around stabbing each other.”

  8. NJScorpio

    “Hi, I’m Channing Tatum.”

    “Seriously? This is our third week of shooting.”