You May Experience Headaches, Nausea or Uncontrollable Homicidal Rage – Win ‘Side Effects’ on Blu-ray!

Just because it’s a short week, don’t think that we’ve forgotten to give away another free movie. Enter our contest today for your chance to win Steven Soderbergh’s medical thriller ‘Side Effects’ on Blu-ray!

Starring Channing Tatum, Rooney Mara and Jude Law, ‘Side Effects‘ is said to be director Steven Soderbergh’s final theatrical film. The thriller tells the story of a new prescription anti-depressant drug that inadvertently causes patients to… well, you should see the movie.

To win a copy of the Blu-ray, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:

For example: “Honey, would it make you feel better if I ripped off my clothes and danced for you in a thong?”

We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.

This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.

The deadline for entry is Friday, May 31st. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!

68 comments

  1. Brian R

    I’m sorry honey, but I’m afraid it is not possible for you to give birth to Kim and Kanye’s baby.

  2. Timcharger

    “Come on honey, grab your purse, give me your hand, let’s go.”

    “I told you, I’m not going to out watch G.I. Joe Retaliation.”

    “Baby, we gotta go see my own movie.”

    “If we go to G.I. Joe, then next weekend, we stay home for a double feature of the Vow and Dear John, okay? Deal?”

    “Screw it, no deal; I can’t even make myself watch that sh*t.”

  3. Jeremy R

    Sweetie, it’s okay. Every big star has a crap horror movie on their résumé: Tom Hanks in He Knows You’re Alone, my boy McConaughey with Texas Chainsaw Next Generation, you with Elm St remake. Hell, baby, have you seen that World War Z trailer?

  4. Timcharger

    “Channing, put your hand right here in my lap, yes just like that. I bet Josh with his perverted mind, will use this shot for HDD’s caption contest.”

  5. Timcharger

    “Rooney, I know how you feel; of course it’s tough growing up with a name like, Rooney. My name wasn’t always ‘Channing’.”

    “You mean, you chose the name, ‘Channing’?”

    “‘Channing’ is an improvement from my given name. My agent thought I would get more serious roles if I changed it from ‘Fisting Tanus’.”

    (Debated using ‘Chafing Tenis’, too.)