Paramount offered us two extra copies of the new Ultra HD Blu-ray edition of Steven Spielberg’s war classic ‘Saving Private Ryan‘ to give away to our readers. Enter our contest for your chance to win one.
To win a copy of the Ultra HD Blu-ray, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “Son, you might as well have been stuck on Mars for as hard as it was for me to come get you.”
We have two copies of the Ultra HD Blu-ray to give away. The winners will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Friday, May 11th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
NJScorpio
“He was so good.”
“It was a volleyball.”
“Still, it was an excellent performance.”
Andy
“…and then I told him that pissing on his toes in the shower would cure his athletes’ foot, and he believed me! He’s probably still doing it today! Ah, good times.”
Mr J
Promise me if you make it outta here alive, you join the Manhattan Gay Men’s Chorus with me.
Art Ames
Kinda blew your wad with Good Will Hunting, didn’t you?
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Hanks – “All this blood, sweat, and tears and we’re going to be beaten at the Oscars by Shakespeare in Love”
Damon – “Now that’s FUBAR”
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Hanks “You know this movie will lead to decades of Saving Ryan’s Privates jokes, don’t you?”
Damon “No one would have the balls to joke about such a serious film.”
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Hanks – “War, what is it good for?”
Damon – “Absolutely nothing.”
Chris Livingston
People are dying around us, and want to take a bathroom break?
Javier Aleman
My lost my best friend Wilson trying to find you! You are coming with us hell or high water
Javier Aleman
Have you seen my other red shoe?
Howard B
I have some bad news, some bad news and some bad news.
Howard B
I don’t know I think Band of Brothers would be a better title… you know because it works on two levels. I’ll keep trying to wear down Steven on this.
Howard B
My mom doesn’t actually like me, but hey thanks for coming all this way.
Bikerbeast
So, what do you know about shrimp?
Jason Wurster
Who’s your dentist over here?
Jason Wurster
It’s not your fault. Look at me……Ryan…..it’s not your fault.
Jim Milton
“Private, can you explain the ending of Downsizing to me, again?”
Christian Bertoni
You really believe we’ll have a black president some day?
Chad Rouch
“Son, between this, that Mars thing, that Interstellar thing: do you have any idea how much money the government has blown saving your ass?”
JBel
I told you the toilet was plugged up, but you just wouldn’t listen!
Eric Stuckey
Capt Miller”, Is it me or is the water getting warmer?
Ryan”,
No , no I haven’t notice. (Looks away)
Russ Thacker
I guess Jason Bourne can’t shoot his way out of this!
Russ Thacker
You’ve been recruited for an experimental science mission to mars.
Jason
Sorry Cap! I didn’t know your toilet duck was OFF limits!
Russ Thacker
Did you hear for the Special Edition Spielberg is going to digitally remove our guns and replace them with Walkie-taikies?
Russ Thacker
If they would have made action figures out of us, Toys-R’-Us would still be in business!
Leon Durham
Saving Private Ryan is like a box of chocolate. They look better in 4k.
Leon Durham
I know we are low on food, but please don’t make poop potatoes.
Leon Durham
You went from this to Bill the Krill. smh
Leon Durham
So you are telling me these are Great Walls?