Paramount offered us two extra copies of the new Ultra HD Blu-ray edition of Steven Spielberg’s war classic ‘Saving Private Ryan‘ to give away to our readers. Enter our contest for your chance to win one.
To win a copy of the Ultra HD Blu-ray, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “Son, you might as well have been stuck on Mars for as hard as it was for me to come get you.”
We have two copies of the Ultra HD Blu-ray to give away. The winners will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Friday, May 11th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
dan
So do you come here often?
dan
How big is your Private Ryan?
Mr J
My God, you’re serious, aren’t ya?! You really do want me to get in that swill with ya — NAKED!
Mr J
Son, if I could look you straight in the eye, I would. But after traveling for weeks through hell and high water just to get your A$$ outta dodge, this dysentery lake we’re standing in is preventing my eyes to focus straight.
Mr J
Dear Lord! I don’t have time to deal with a busted colostomy bag! Get Johnson’s help! He’s handy with the duct tape.
Derek
Would you mind turning the beat around?
Derek
They’re making me do another Jay and Silent Bob movie aren’t they?
Derek
Wait, so it actually IS my fault?!
Joe
Jason Bourne? Unfortunatly, they need you for another movie.
Ryan Chodora
“I don’t know how you got this far without learning Santa does not actually exist.”
Ryan Chodora
“Did you really just spoil Infinity War for me?”
Ryan Chodora
“What do you mean the 4K Ultra HD Blu-ray used a 2K digital intermediate?”
Robert Payne
Did they ever find the rat in the Boston Staties?
Ryan Chodora
“Listen son, it’s simply too soon to make holocaust jokes.”
gene
how does Ben Affleck keep finding me?
NJScorpio
“Look, Matt, I’ve been in this industry for a long time. There is no grey area…just say he was a terrible guy and you should have said something sooner.”
Christian
It turns out we were not able to save your private’s Ryan.
Csm101
“They’re called sticky thongs. We coat our underwear in axl grease, fill them with explosive and throw them at the enemy tanks.”
“How about we use our socks instead?”
Csm101
“Could this situation get any more fubar??”
“Lol!! Lmfao!!”
Csm101
“I’d hate to admit to this right now because everyone hates him, but Harvey is a really gentle kisser.”
Edmond Kwan
Yeah, so Ben’s busy stinking up Pearl Harbor so I got this job.
Darrel J
“I swear it wasn’t me who left the floater in the toilet, Captain.”
Darrel J
“Captain, my dream after the war is to buy a zoo.”
Jason Bogacz
You mean to tell me you’ve never been on a shrimp boat before?
Andy
“Well, there’s no easy way to say it, so I’ll just say it: There’s a snake in my boot.”
Don
Son, I’ve been looking for you for days…..I bring a sad message from Jimmy Kimmell…..
Derek
No Marvel or DC movie for you either huh?
Andy
“We’ve searched all over war-torn Europe, trudged through mud and blood, and lost two of our best guys. I’ve seen things that will haunt my dreams for all time. Now I have to ask you one question: Have you seen a volleyball with a face on it? I really miss it.”
NJScorpio
“Matt…it was just a tv show, I don’t actually dress as a woman. I admire you wanting to be who you want to be, and dress how you want to dress, but I can’t give you any advice.”
SHANE E DAV
They don’t call me MR BIG because my movies