Saving Private Ryan

Contest: Win ‘Saving Private Ryan’ on 4k Ultra HD Blu-ray!

Paramount offered us two extra copies of the new Ultra HD Blu-ray edition of Steven Spielberg’s war classic ‘Saving Private Ryan‘ to give away to our readers. Enter our contest for your chance to win one.

To win a copy of the Ultra HD Blu-ray, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:

Insert witty caption here

For example: “Son, you might as well have been stuck on Mars for as hard as it was for me to come get you.”

We have two copies of the Ultra HD Blu-ray to give away. The winners will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.

This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.

The deadline for entry is Friday, May 11th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!


  1. Mr J

    My God, you’re serious, aren’t ya?! You really do want me to get in that swill with ya — NAKED!

  2. Mr J

    Son, if I could look you straight in the eye, I would. But after traveling for weeks through hell and high water just to get your A$$ outta dodge, this dysentery lake we’re standing in is preventing my eyes to focus straight.

  3. Mr J

    Dear Lord! I don’t have time to deal with a busted colostomy bag! Get Johnson’s help! He’s handy with the duct tape.

  4. NJScorpio

    “Look, Matt, I’ve been in this industry for a long time. There is no grey area…just say he was a terrible guy and you should have said something sooner.”

  5. Csm101

    “They’re called sticky thongs. We coat our underwear in axl grease, fill them with explosive and throw them at the enemy tanks.”
    “How about we use our socks instead?”

  6. Csm101

    “I’d hate to admit to this right now because everyone hates him, but Harvey is a really gentle kisser.”

  7. Andy

    “Well, there’s no easy way to say it, so I’ll just say it: There’s a snake in my boot.”

  8. Don

    Son, I’ve been looking for you for days…..I bring a sad message from Jimmy Kimmell…..

  9. Andy

    “We’ve searched all over war-torn Europe, trudged through mud and blood, and lost two of our best guys. I’ve seen things that will haunt my dreams for all time. Now I have to ask you one question: Have you seen a volleyball with a face on it? I really miss it.”

  10. NJScorpio

    “Matt…it was just a tv show, I don’t actually dress as a woman. I admire you wanting to be who you want to be, and dress how you want to dress, but I can’t give you any advice.”