Contest: Win ‘Jurassic World – 3D’ on Blu-ray!

We barely just finished one big contest and it’s already time to jump into an even bigger one. How big this time? Oh, give or take nine tons. (That’s what Google tells me a Tyrannosaurus Rex weighed.) Or, if you’d prefer to measure it in money, $1.6 billion. Yes, we’re giving away a Blu-ray copy of the #1 box office hit of the year, ‘Jurassic World’. Enter for your chance to win!

To win a copy of the movie (Blu-ray + Blu-ray 3D + Digital HD Combo Pack), all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:

Insert witty caption here

For example: “Oh my god, would you hurry up already with that thing? I have to pee really badly and I am NOT squatting down in the woods!”

We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.

This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.

The deadline for entry is Thursday, October 22nd. The winner will be announced the following week. Good luck!


  1. miguelnh

    Great – now we are going to get sued by some idiot Dino that will say we didn’t warn it that eating metal rides might break a tooth!

  2. Jared Martin

    “Screw the tooth, Lady. I’m more concerned about you wearing heels out here and this gyrosphere having controls. What were you thinking!?”

  3. Jared Martin

    “My God…”

    “What’s wrong? Did you find a sign of my nephews?”

    “The Indominus has horrible brushing habits.”

  4. timcharger

    “I-Rex tooth! I’d bet my life on it. And there are the boy’s footprints. They are alive… or was, an hour ago. If they are otherwise when I find them, I shall be very put out.”

  5. timcharger

    “So I figured that it was Colonel Mustard who committed the crime.
    He did it out in the forest, and the murder weapon is this tooth!”

  6. timcharger

    “You know if we took these gyroscopes and painted them
    white with orange markings, change Jimmy Fallon’s voice
    to make cute beeps and whistles, they would be the hottest
    Christmas toy. We’d make a fortune!”

  7. timcharger

    “You know they say it isn’t the size that counts.
    It’s how you chew with them that matters. Right?
    Right? You agree, right?”

  8. timcharger

    Thank goodness for the 2:1 aspect ratio.
    This scene doesn’t work as well with a
    headless Chris Pratt holding an I-Rex tooth.

  9. timcharger

    Howard: “No, no, no! Don’t you do your Alan Grant
    impression again! Yes I know, they’ll slash with that tooth,
    don’t go for the jugular, and I’m still alive when they start
    to eat me.”

  10. timcharger

    “Underneath the glass, these gyroscopes are
    just a bunch of round tin… hmmm… round tin… hmmm…
    Round tins! Eureka! I have an idea for the blu-ray release.”

  11. miguelnh

    When will they learn that if you are going to eat the customers then you should wait until they get out of the rides

  12. plissken99

    Owen: This could be it!
    Clair: What?
    Owen: The thing that could finally make this movie good!
    Clair: Just give it up already.

  13. miguelnh

    Wow, oh wow, I can’t wait to attach a bottle opener to this – the guys at the poker game will go crazy!

  14. miguelnh

    This bizarre thing is definitely an enigma, wrapped in a puzzle, and shrouded in mystery – my brain aches in confusion