We barely just finished one big contest and it’s already time to jump into an even bigger one. How big this time? Oh, give or take nine tons. (That’s what Google tells me a Tyrannosaurus Rex weighed.) Or, if you’d prefer to measure it in money, $1.6 billion. Yes, we’re giving away a Blu-ray copy of the #1 box office hit of the year, ‘Jurassic World’. Enter for your chance to win!
To win a copy of the movie (Blu-ray + Blu-ray 3D + Digital HD Combo Pack), all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “Oh my god, would you hurry up already with that thing? I have to pee really badly and I am NOT squatting down in the woods!”
We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Thursday, October 22nd. The winner will be announced the following week. Good luck!
Chapz Kilud
“Say hello to my little friend” will be more convincing if I have this on my gun.
Chapz Kilud
You and I need to find the rest of the rhino horns. They can be our tickets to early retirement.
Chapz Kilud
I told you not to make the mighty Chewbacca angry.
HuskerGuy
“I want the tooth!”
“No way, I’m totally handling the tooth”
Chapz Kilud
I think we finally have the first physical evidence of Big Foot.
miguelnh
Oh boy, I can’t wait to show this to the guys at Pawn Stars
Chapz Kilud
I think we just solved Amelia Earhart’s mystery.
Chapz Kilud
Holy $hit, look what my armor piercing shell did to this vehicle.
moremovies85
OMG! Did you find an extra heel?
moremovies85
Maybe if I put this under my pillow tonight I get more than a lousy dollar.
moremovies85
Chris: What did the dinosaur eat after he had his tooth removed?
Bryce: I don’t know, what?
Chris: The dentist
Eric F
” This Dinosaur is definitely after you, it’s payback time for Lady in the Water and Spider Man 3″
David Hoffman
I don’t care if it matches your hair, I’m not getting you another just so you can have matching ear rings.
Yovan Basurto
Girl: OMG where did you get that?!
Chris: Gift shop.
Yovan Basurto
Chris: Your purse was vibrating so I went to look and found this!
Yovan Basurto
Chris: Don’t move! It’s vision is based off movement. The tooth won’t see you if you stay still.
Yovan Basurto
Chris: It’s the chaos theory. Let’s see what way the tooth will roll.
Girl: Dr. Grant come look at this!
Yovan Basurto
Chris: This tooth definitely didn’t come from a big flying turkey!
Girl: Wait, there’s big flying turkeys now!!?!
Dan
1) “Where did you get these gyrospheres?” “Sharper Image.”
2)”We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us.”
3)”Really? I try so hard to get you to pay attention to me and all you care about is that tooth!?”
4) “We’re late!” “How can you tell you’re not wearing a watch?” “Because it’s tooth hurty!”
ED
“Grandma, what great big teeth you have.”
Dan
5) “Anyone else think this movie is a bit long in the tooth?”
david Batarseh
“The quality of this Die Hard Nakatomi replica is beyond crappy!” She responds “But, it does come with Live Free or Die Hard unrated cut.” He responds “Clever girl!”
Kyle
I guess seven isn’t a lucky number after all.
Andy Traynor
“That’s not how you hold an ice cream cone.”
Andy Traynor
“What do you need?”
“Floss. Lots of floss.”
Krawk
To be, or not to be, that is the question.
jrob
How many licks does it take to get to the center of this tooth?
jrob
They have not all been accounted for, the lost seeing stones.
miguelnh
This is it! This is it! I have finally found the key to Lonely Mountain and riches beyond compare!
miguelnh
Oh My PRECIOUS, My PRECIOUS, you will be cherished and adored, come with me now!