It’s no April Fool’s joke. We’d like to close out the month of March and welcome April with a contest. That sounds like a good idea, doesn’t it? We have a couple spare copies of the ‘Gravity’ Diamond Luxe Edition Blu-ray to give away to our readers. Enter now for your chance to win.
Even if you already own Alfonso Cuarón’s blockbuster ‘Gravity’ on Blu-ray, the new Diamond Luxe Edition adds an hour of new bonus features, a Dolby Atmos soundtrack, and a “silent space” version of the movie with no musical score, all contained in a sleek and stylish NEO Pack case. It’s pretty appealing for a double-dip.
To win a copy of the disc, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “A little to the left… now down slowly… slowly… ARGH! Damn you, claw! I will get that stuffed bunny if it takes me a million tries!”
We have two copies of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
This is a quick two-day contest. The deadline for entry is end of day on Wednesday, April 1st. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
David Staschke
Cyber sex is much more complicated in space…
Csm101
In space, no one can hear George Clooney scream…
Csm101
But if they could, they would probably hear this, “What the fuck was I thinking?! Come back Sandra, reel me back in!!”
Phillip Lozen
Mission Control: Commander Stone and Jinx… Friends… For-e-ver.
Stone: Fine Jinx, yes. We’re friends forever. But right now I need Tate Donovan and Lea Thomson to get me the hell out of here!
Phillip Lozen
How they got me out here in space I’ll never know. I used to order my groceries online I was so spooked about going outside.
Phillip Lozen
If I don’t get home in time to check the mailbox for the next letter from Past Keanu, I’m gonna be ticked.
Phillip Lozen
First a bus, then a damn cruise ship, now a space station. Is there no medium in which I can safely travel?
Jason Perkins
“Gotta get it right this time…Up up down down Left right left right B A start”
Cliff Greenough
1. Ah crap, did I just hit that other space ship?
2. Man, I thought parallel parking was hard on a bus…
3. The Blue Danube? Where the hell is that music coming from?
4. What’s that big black rectangle doing there?
5. Attempt no landing there my ass, I’m going to Europa, what are they gonna do?
6. Dave who?
7. What does this button do?
8. Houston, we have a problem. Just kidding, I always wanted to say that…
9. Is that….a phone booth?
10. Man, I wish this was just a movie…
Andy Lortz
“Use the Force Sandra” ‘Who the hell was that?!?!
Timcharger
Sandra: This is just like our living room TV, where is my husband? Which of these DAMN controls lowers the volume?!
Timcharger
Little know fact: Sandra piloted the tiny drone which looked like a floating tear. Not a CG special effect.
Timcharger
So much symbolism is this film. A woman tries to operate a vehicle. But a man flies in to show her how. Don’t blame me; blame Cuaron.
Timcharger
Sandra is calibrating Dolby’s latest equipment for late 2015: Gravmos.
A encompassing gravitational field will surround the viewer. A wall of
sound will physically assault the viewer in all directions. Object-based
are now literal physical objects that actually float from all directions.
Robert Bowyer
god damn it, even in space my acting is bad
Robert Bowyer
This is the first Game Console in space ive ever played and no i cant contact support , damn
Robert Bowyer
filming speed 3 is hard to master when your the director
Robert Bowyer
ordering a mcdonalds on here is tricky
Robert Bowyer
omg thats no moon thats a space station
Robert Bowyer
is it left stick for food and right for drink or the other way round hmmmmm
Csm101
“So that’s a wormhole? Looks like like a giant marble.”
Robert Bowyer
even in space my windows explorer crashes
Robert Bowyer
In ten seconds im going to eject my self from this pod
Csm101
” I gotta get back to earth”, thought the pilot, as she could’ve sworn she saw a leprechaun peeking through the window.
Robert Bowyer
The look on my face when i looked up my name on Google
Csm101
The extremes these home theater junkies go through for soundproofing…
Robert Bowyer
Dont you dare move george i will shoot you down
Adam Charles
Virtual sex with John Spartan doesn’t work the same way in space
Csm101
What do you do when your long time partner cheats on you with some tattooed bimbette? Take all his shit to outer space and dump it!!
Csm101
“Multi million dollar space craft and I have to drive it with Atari joysticks?! No wonder the space program’s getting cut!”