We have a pretty cool item up for grabs in this week’s contest. Get your entries in to win a Blu-ray copy of the 40th Anniversary Ultimate Collector’s Edition of Bruce Lee’s martial arts classic ‘Enter the Dragon’. As Miss Piggy would say: “Hi-yaa!!”
The new Blu-ray edition of ‘Enter the Dragon‘ not only features lossless audio and a new (presumably better) high-definition remaster of the film (which suffered a problematic transfer in its last Blu-ray release), it also adds a bunch of new bonus features and collectible swag such as art cards and an embroidered patch.
To win a copy of the Blu-ray, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “You put your right foot in. You put your right foot out. You put your right foot in, and you shake it all about.”
Before you submit your entries, I have one request. Please lay off the ethnic stereotypes. They’re not funny. You can make fun, for example, of the movie’s bad dubbing. But I’d rather not get a lot of jokes about egg rolls or bad driving, and anything that uses the phrase “ching chong” or similar will be automatically disqualified. I know you can do better than that, and I expect better.
We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Friday, June 14th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
Austin
9. “You wanna know the secret to surviving an air juggle? Make fists with your toes. Better than a shower and cup of congee.”
Dean
Damn, you think YOUR feet stink???!!!!
Chris
“You shut your mouth. For real, that one was a duck.”
Chris
“Oh yeah? Well maybe YOUR haircut makes YOUR face look like a mushroom.”
Chris
*looks in mirror*
“You are great, you are wonderful… and doggonit, people really like you.”
Chris
*looks in mirror*
“Oh come on, not again. I swear, if I get shit stuck to the bottom of my shoe one more time…”
Chris
“You! I told you that I couldn’t have beans in my meal because of… *farts* …medical reasons.”
Danny
1.
“Hey! I said EVERYBODY limbo! That means you, too, Jabbar!”
2.
“Now, tilt the picture a little more to the left. …A little more. That’s it. Now it’s level.”
3.
“Don’t laugh! Haven’t YOU ever had a really bad case of jock itch?”
4.
“Heel!”
5.
“No, I am NOT the Minister of Silly Walks!”
6.
“Are you talkin’ to me? Are you talkin’ to me? Well, there’s no one else here…”
7.
“You think that’s bad? My leg keeps springing u- there it goes again! Hey you! Don’t laugh!”
8.
“Ai ya! I had to go and find my master’s killer at a nudist colony! Would you PLEASE put on some shorts?”
Timcharger
The category is phrases.
Okay, Bruce, it’s one word. Got it, got it… you’re leg is kicked
up… kick ass! Kick start! Wait, that’s not one word. Oh, it’s
not one word? Then why is your finger up?
Oh, oh it’s not a finger up, but you’re pointing to something.
You’re pointing to your shoe. Yes, shoe! Shoe… don’t step
on my blue suede shoes! No? Shoe, shoe… Elizabeth Shue!
No? Shoeless Joe Jackson! No, that’s not a phrase.
Okay, okay, okay… you’re taking off your shirt. You’re getting naked. Nudity… shoe… naked… shoe… sex? Foot fetish! What phrase has foot fetish in it?
Okay, let’s get back on track. You took off your shirt. You pointed to your shoe. You’re now waving your finger back
and forth… you’re saying No! Yes? No, what? No way? No
can do… no retreat, no surrender…
We’re running out of time, Bruce. You’re naked, shirtless.
You pointed to your shoe. You’re waving a no, no, no… no
what?! No shirt? No shoes? No… no, what is this phrase?
Ahhh! I got it…
I don’t want to get naked and join your foot orgy! That’s not
it? I use that phrase all the time?!
TIME’S UP!!!
Bruce: No shirt, no shoes, no service! Damn it, I’m teamed
up with you. Your teams always lose. You suck, Chuck.
Csm101
“I like you Clarence. Always have. Always will.”
LSDavinci
1. I’d like to exchange this compass for a smaller one. I keep getting kicked in the face when I happen to be standing north.
2. Sorry Doctor but I warned you about testing my reflexes.
3. You alright? This is why I don’t give directions!
4. My mother always warned me that if I do this too much, I would stay this way.
G-man
Don’t you just hate it when it gets so hot that your testicles stick to the side of your leg???
James
You think this is impressive? You should see what my third leg can do!!
James
Nobody puts Brucey in the corner!
Jim
Before “Kick-Ass”, there was ME!
Javier A
Being out of arms reach won’t save your ass! !!
Wing Man
“One more pre-menu trailer…”
AA
NSA – no shirts allowed ! oh no no no
be like wata!
Andrew
You want a whiff of this?
Michael
No. I am not standing on my other foot.
Daniel Joseph Sardella
– Nobody puts Brucey in a corner.
– Bruce’s true dream was to be a traffic cop.
– No one knew exactly what Bruce had up his sle– er, pant leg.
Mr. D
oppa gangnam style!
Bernard Tong
It’s not me you need to worry about. It’s my wife Linda over there.
Mark
Don’t even think about it. What you see down this long dark passage is a set of brass that will make a shell casing cry!
bubbatwo420
Hold up, I’m farting
Richie
I got these shoes Payless during a BOGO sale. And don’t think you’re going to find more like them–I got the last pair! Neener neener neener…
Richie
Bruce on HGTV: “We’re going to expand this room by moving the wall to over there…”
Richie
Group of bad guys in the room.
Bad Guy #1: And just what do you think you’re doing?
Bruce: I’m using my finger to circle all your guys I’m going to finish before this foot touches the ground again.
Chris Coombs
1) Can you hear me now?
2) Call it a ‘slipper again, I dare you.
3) If you know what’s good for you, you will hand over that ‘Magnificent Ambersons’ footage RIGHT…. NOW!!
4) What do you mean there’s no audio commentary?
5) Lady, this is an express checkout.. 1o items or less.
6) What do you mean ‘I don’t win the caption contest’?
Chris Coombs
7) As ‘bad’ as everyone thinks Chuck Norris is, I kicked his ASS!