We have a pretty cool item up for grabs in this week’s contest. Get your entries in to win a Blu-ray copy of the 40th Anniversary Ultimate Collector’s Edition of Bruce Lee’s martial arts classic ‘Enter the Dragon’. As Miss Piggy would say: “Hi-yaa!!”
The new Blu-ray edition of ‘Enter the Dragon‘ not only features lossless audio and a new (presumably better) high-definition remaster of the film (which suffered a problematic transfer in its last Blu-ray release), it also adds a bunch of new bonus features and collectible swag such as art cards and an embroidered patch.
To win a copy of the Blu-ray, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “You put your right foot in. You put your right foot out. You put your right foot in, and you shake it all about.”
Before you submit your entries, I have one request. Please lay off the ethnic stereotypes. They’re not funny. You can make fun, for example, of the movie’s bad dubbing. But I’d rather not get a lot of jokes about egg rolls or bad driving, and anything that uses the phrase “ching chong” or similar will be automatically disqualified. I know you can do better than that, and I expect better.
We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Friday, June 14th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
Pascal
Don’t mess with me!! I’m the king of Twister!!
Mr Apollo
I’ve been holding this pose for 5 hours! How much longer do they need to get a head shot!?
Brian
I think this gum is yours!!!
Austin
8. “You know what I hate? Bullies. Wanna hear what I hate more than bullies? Evil terrorist dictators. Can you guess what I hate more than evil terrorist dictators? PEOPLE WHO DON’T SCOOP AFTER THEIR DOGS!”
kyle
I’m not driving that big green bug around any longer, unless you change the name of the show to ‘The Kato Show’.
“He’s got a girls’ name, hehe.” “Why don’t you come a little closer and say that again?”
G-man
HEY YOU! I need some Gold Bond Friction Defense applied to my groin RIGHT NOW!
AA
Enter the FOOT-ANG!
herman
I just pulled a hammie!
Kris King
Whap Boom Pow Bang
Marc
1.Don’t look up my pant leg, I dress to the right and don’t have drawers on today
2. This is ballet class, Gung fu is NEXT door….
3. You should be DANCE IN YEAH!
Jim Brundige
i said no substitutions! pork fried rice only with the general tso combo!
Timcharger
if ur gonna go there, go all the way with “poor flied lice”
Barrett
I said no starch!
Tom S
1. “No shirt…No service…my ass!!”
2. “No shirt…No service…I don’t think so! “
Nick Haddad
“You will rub the feet peasant” demanded Lee
“….Yes master” proclaimed little Norris
“Without the attitude”
Nick Haddad
Face to foot style how to do you like it
Pedram
-See this foot? It does hit back.
-No, the one on the top shelf! What else do I need to point at it with? Wait, don’t answer that.
-Liu Kang aint got nothin’ on this foot!
-I kick in your general direction.
Timcharger
“Wow Bruce, your abs are amazing, let me guess, P90X?”
“P90, my ass, I had these when I pioneered P19X .”
“Huh? What’s P19X? Bruce, you invented this?”
“Yeah, it my marketing name for INTENSELY WORKING OUT!”
Jacob LaFountaine
Trick or treat, smell my feet,
Give me something good to eat
Csm101
It’s much sexier when girls do it.
Raidel Lopez
1 – You keep going …. that way! Starbucks is down the block.
2 – I told you there’s gum stuck to my shoe!
3 – I’m here to kick Nicolas Maduro’s butt. Tell him Colombia sent me.
Michael
“I am going to take this foot and break it off in your …!!!”
Jim
Remember… I invented Kung-Shoe. Need another lesson?
Jim
New movie title: “Enter the Crocs”.
Timcharger
Look, I know that I am Asian. I am posing in a
martial arts kick position. Yes, those are Kung
Fu shoes I’m wearing. But enough already! Don’t
stereotype me, and assume that I KNOW Kung Fu.
I’m just a Philosophy major. Yes, Philosophy,
not Pre-med or Computer Science, you, prejudiced
pig!
Timcharger
No, no, no Bruce, don’t get mad and kick me. I was about to order this
suit of armor online on my smartphone. And since it’s priced so cheaply,
I was wondering out loud if there is a “Chink” in
it. I don’t know why,
I said that out loud. Please Bruce, don’t beat me up, or have Josh
disqualify my entry.
Timcharger
Wow Bruce! You kicked Sir Lancelot sooo hard! He’s collapsed and look
at his armor. There’s now a CRACK in his armor. What? Why has it gone
so silent? Why is everyone looking at me? What did I do? What did I say?
Timcharger
Bruce, that was amazing. When you last kicked Sir Lancelot, it was so
powerful, that your foot got stuck inside his armor. When you were
stuck in his armor, I was thinking that it was funny that there’s a…
…weak spot in this suit. Stop it. Why are you all laughing, what
the hell is wrong with you people?!
Trevor Von Bornholz
~What did five fingers say to the face?…KICK!
~Uh uh uh! You didn’t say the magic word!
John Garrigan
1. Oh no you dit-ten! Because of that, you get to meet my friend Righty.
2. I’ll have you know that these tube socks are registered weapons.
3. Take a peek up these strangely wide pant legs. You like what you see? I’ll bet you do.
4. Just have a seat over there. WHABAM! Bet you wish I was just Chris Hansen don’t you?
Tony Ware
1.) Heel Before Zod!
2.) Kumite Express leaves in five minutes.
3.) I’m about to put this foot in a very uncomfortable place … like the back of a Volkswagon.
4.) This is how I check to make sure it’s not Enter the Cling-on …
5.) These are not the ‘roids you’re looking for …
6.) I dare you, I DOUBLE dare you to say ‘He who smelt it dealt it!’
7.) And THAT’S how you do a catch-stitch hem.
8.) One sec, I’m turning coal into diamonds.
9.) And THAT’S how you dance the Cell Block Tango. Bob Fosse, eat your heart out!
10.) Cross that line and I’ll tube sock it to ya!