We have a pretty cool item up for grabs in this week’s contest. Get your entries in to win a Blu-ray copy of the 40th Anniversary Ultimate Collector’s Edition of Bruce Lee’s martial arts classic ‘Enter the Dragon’. As Miss Piggy would say: “Hi-yaa!!”
The new Blu-ray edition of ‘Enter the Dragon‘ not only features lossless audio and a new (presumably better) high-definition remaster of the film (which suffered a problematic transfer in its last Blu-ray release), it also adds a bunch of new bonus features and collectible swag such as art cards and an embroidered patch.
To win a copy of the Blu-ray, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “You put your right foot in. You put your right foot out. You put your right foot in, and you shake it all about.”
Before you submit your entries, I have one request. Please lay off the ethnic stereotypes. They’re not funny. You can make fun, for example, of the movie’s bad dubbing. But I’d rather not get a lot of jokes about egg rolls or bad driving, and anything that uses the phrase “ching chong” or similar will be automatically disqualified. I know you can do better than that, and I expect better.
We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Friday, June 14th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
Chris Coombs
8)You did WHAT… to ‘Game of Death’??
9)Just who is this.. ‘Bruce Li’?
10) No, I do NOT want to change my long distance carrier!
Mike Cale
Forget Bad, Bad Leroy Brown, I’m the baddest man in the whole damn town!
Mike Cale
Remember, I taught Jackie Chan everything he knows!
Mike Cale
Look, man, I’ve shown you this move before! Don’t make me repeat myself!
Mike Cale
Hey, I’d make a great Swan Lake dancer!
Mike Cale
I’m faster than lightning and quick as can be, the martial arts master that’s known as Bruce Lee.
Mike Cale
Your mama told me not to come!
Mike Cale
I’m tired of your games and tired of your tricks, but this is how I get my kicks!
Mike Cale
There’s nobody better, as we can all see, for I set the standard over Chan and Jet Li!
Mike Cale
I’ll bet I can stand on one foot longer than you can!
Mike Cale
You only WISH you were better than me, Mr. Chan!
Zuria
Call this a slipper again, and you’ll be eating it through your asshole!
Zuria
HE doesn’t get to go through; the one wearing glasses and holding the four laptops!
Zuria
That’s right, this ain’t my LEG Holdin’ up my shoe…
Zuria
S.B.D. Kung Fu style. Now you stand there and SMELL IT!!
Zuria
my socks are white and my leg is quick. If you look down my pants you’ll see my . . .
Zuria
“Everybody was Kung Fu Farting…”
James McConnell
Chuck Norris will always be my “Sidekick!”
James Leming
1. “YOU…have the finest shoe-licker in the city come and assess my particular stank.”
2. “Oh hai Mahk. Just practicing my ballet.”
3. “Good evening. You caught me at a very sexy time. Enter.”
4. “If I drop my leg now, the fart will be reservoir-ed in my pants. Enjoy the seepage.”
5. “It seems I am stuck this way. Call the paramedics. Tell my Mother she was right.”
Tom
1. Excuse me is the restroom this way or that way?
2. I am stuck like this cause no one will pull my finger
3. It’s not polite to point…but kicking is another story
4. Can you tie my shoe please cause my finger is busy pointing
5. If you follow the finger you’ll miss my right shoes heavenly glory.
6. I forgot to mention while you are ignoring my finger and watching all that heavenly glory I will be taking you out with this right foot.
7. Is this YOUR dogs droppings on my shoe?
8. My mother told me it’s not polite to point…unless you are a bad ass.
9. It’s only polite to point if you can do it with your foot at the same time.
Devin Lucas
1) Let’s hear The Bangles write a song about walking like ME!
2) This is how Bruce Lee liked to answer when people asked him what time it was. It is now 9 o’clock.
3) “If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you SIX times…please use a coaster.”
4) When Bruce Lee would miss a kick in practice, he would glare angrily at the offending foot for 12 hours.
5) “Tony, will you do me a kindness? Don’t slam the fucking door! NO MORE!”
Timcharger
ha ha, bangles joke, ha ha
Richie
“You! Yes you!”
“Come over here and run into my foot so I don’t have to chase you down. You know I win anyway…”
Richie
“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. But I’m gonna give you a chance. I’m gonna fight you right-footed…”
Timcharger
ha ha, good one
Richie
“I’m warning you… Do NOT spin right foot blue!”
Richie
“No soup for YOU!”
Richie
“Ah, ah, aaaahhhhhhh. He said NO ethnic stereotypes!!!”
Richie
“Okay, I’ve had just about ENOUGH! Go ahead. One more time. I DARE you. Just see what happens if you ask me do the Hokey Pokey again!”
Wurms
Bruce hates losing at Twister. “Right Foot, Blue!”
Csm101
“This next move I will demonstrate is practiced by many studios, it’s called the Double Dip, HEE-YAAH!!!
Csm101
” I’m just kickin it like Bru….like me!”