Everybody Was Kung-fu Fighting – Win ‘Enter the Dragon’ 40th Anniversary Edition on Blu-ray!

We have a pretty cool item up for grabs in this week’s contest. Get your entries in to win a Blu-ray copy of the 40th Anniversary Ultimate Collector’s Edition of Bruce Lee’s martial arts classic ‘Enter the Dragon’. As Miss Piggy would say: “Hi-yaa!!”

The new Blu-ray edition of ‘Enter the Dragon‘ not only features lossless audio and a new (presumably better) high-definition remaster of the film (which suffered a problematic transfer in its last Blu-ray release), it also adds a bunch of new bonus features and collectible swag such as art cards and an embroidered patch.

To win a copy of the Blu-ray, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:

For example: “You put your right foot in. You put your right foot out. You put your right foot in, and you shake it all about.”

Before you submit your entries, I have one request. Please lay off the ethnic stereotypes. They’re not funny. You can make fun, for example, of the movie’s bad dubbing. But I’d rather not get a lot of jokes about egg rolls or bad driving, and anything that uses the phrase “ching chong” or similar will be automatically disqualified. I know you can do better than that, and I expect better.

We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.

This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.

The deadline for entry is Friday, June 14th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!


  1. NJScorpio

    I wish I could win this one!

    1. “Talk to the foot!”

    2. Nobody wanted to tell Bruce that it’s not polite to point.

    3. “Look, I want THIS same shoe, in a size 10. No no, you can’t fool me. Not THAT shoe.”

  2. NJScorpio

    4. The crowd cheered, as Lee pointed up into the stands, silently announcing his forthcoming grand slam home run.

  3. Lord Bowler

    Did I step in something?

    I was doing Van Damme moves before Van Damme dammit!

    Don’t make me put my foot in your mouth!

    Now try to sweep the leg!

  4. 1. “Be water, my friend… and clean this doggie doo off my shoe.”

    2. “Guess where this is about to go?”

    3. “And now for a little move I like to call TOE FU.”

  5. loganfire3

    “Does this foot still smell like Chuck Norris’ butt?”

    “Yes, I do know that I am wearing white socks with black pants. Problem?”

    “Why yes, these are my father’s pants!”

  6. 4.
    Parsons: What’sh yoah shtyle?
    Lee: My style? You can call it the art of fighting without fighting.
    Parsons: The art ‘a fighdin’ widdout fighdin’? Show me some of it!

  7. Matthew Darcy

    1. You, sir, are going to meet my foot.

    2. Well, it just looks like a little athlete’s foot. See there, in between the toes…

    3. Point and kick.

  8. AshesToDust

    1) “Speak into the microphone [his foot]. I dare you.”
    2) “Now, you can drop your weapons and run away, or you can feel what it’s like to experience the hundred-lightning-kick technique.”
    3) “One more inch closer, and you would be lying on the ground, sleeping.”
    4) “I thought I told you to never come back.”
    5) “I thought I told you I like my eggs sunny side up.”
    6) “Who broke my coffee table? Now you will pay.”
    7) “Even at 7 feet tall, you are no match for me.”
    8) “Water can crash or flow. Let me show you the power of water, my friend.”
    9) “Let me show you what water is capable of.”
    10) “Very good. But brick does not hit back. But I do.”

  9. 5. “Funny guy, huh? You can pull my leg or pull my finger. Choose wisely.”

    6. “I’m… a… pretty-pretty-swan, 2, 3. The-belle-of-the-ball, 2, 3. Keep-my-chin-up-high, 2, 3, and… Pirouette! Bum bum bum!”

  10. Eric Preston

    1. Stereotypes? Look down here, I’ll tell you about stereotypes.

    2. You have something on your face. BAM! My foot!

    3. I’m a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my FOOT! BAM!

  11. 7. “Here you go. DNA samples of Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Chuck Norris, Jackie Chan, Sammo Hung, Bolo Yeung, Yuen Biao, Jim Kelly, and John Saxon… though I don’t see what this has to do with building a theme park, Mr. Hammond.”

  12. Carlos

    1)Meet the smell of DEATH my friend! Hi-yaa!!! or
    2)I just got these new kick ass shoes! Check them out

  13. Mizike

    1. I fart in your general direction.

    2. Chuck Norris? He is against that wall.

    3. I am going to put this foot on that side of your face.