Paramount has been very generous to High-Def Digest readers lately. While we finish tallying up the results of last week’s ‘Saving Private Ryan’ contest, you’ll get a chance this week to win a prize pack of the Oscar winners ‘Braveheart‘ and ‘Gladiator‘ on 4k Ultra HD Blu-ray.
To win the discs, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “OK, good job with those tricep extensions. You’re doing great with these resistance bands. Gimme ten more just like that and then we switch to chest presses.”
We have two copies of each movie to give away. The winners will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is end of day on Sunday, May 20th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
Cody Akers
Wear one of MY gunny sacks will you?!!
Clemente Melendez
You is not invited to my toga party because you is not wearing old spice.
Cody Akers
“I couldn’t help but notice while hanging here, that this room could really use a make over.”
Cody Akers
“Oh hey! Glad you showed up. Do you think you could maybe itch my balls for me? Been driving me crazy for about 12 hours now.”
Taylor Carlson
“When this movie’s over, you’re gonna be dead. And I’m gonna be in another movie where I play a country singer.”
Taylor Carlson
Trapped in the “Crowe’s” nest!
NJScorpio
It’s fascinating. Your clothes are filthy rags, yet your beard is immaculately groomed.
NJScorpio
Scott’s Final Director’s Cut of ‘Gladiator’ never saw the light of day, as the scenes developing the sexual tension between Maximus and Commodus brought the run time to over 4 hours.
Lance
You’ve never seen Space Camp?!?!?
Lance
Wait … YOU pooped on me in my documentary?
NJScorpio
♫ ♪ I don’t want to wait for our lives to be over♫ ♪
Lance
I hope you’re happy… you’re totally getting a thumbs down, now!
Lance
You mean I COULD have had sex with my computer?
NJScorpio
“Eyes up here, Commodus.”
“Yes…I, um, see why they call you Maximus.”
“…so are you here to kill me, interrigate me…”
“Hold on, hold on…perhaps I’ve been too hasty. I’m sure we can find a…position…for you here.”
“Weren’t there some lions? Where did those lions go? How about I go fight some lions.”
Lance
John C. Reilly was the better Johnny Cash
Lance
You should play the Joker, and Todd Phillips should direct!
Christian
You know I auditioned for your role, right?
Lance
Swing away………….
Lance
Hey … is your real name Leaf?
Lance
Braveheart is a better movie than ours …
Lance
How’d you get your pants off with your hands up there?
Mark Luty
Someday a toilet will named after me !
Vincent Allen
“This is for your singing in Les Miserables. We can’t have more of that torture!”
DAVID AHMAD
I will not have make fun of my fancy duds again!
plissken99
Kill me.. Anything just don’t make me watch “I’m Still Here”!
Csm101
“I’ll be Christian, you be Anastasia.”
Csm101
“What is this “puffy shirt” episode you keep referring to?”
Nestor
Oh yeah, Max. I am about to be entertained.
Csm101
“I swear on House Gryffindor, I will break free from these chains and avenge Dumbledore’s death. ALOHOMORA!!”
Csm101
“I’ve tried nearly every form of torture and you still won’t budge. You leave me no choice but to carry out the nipple twist!”