Paramount has been very generous to High-Def Digest readers lately. While we finish tallying up the results of last week’s ‘Saving Private Ryan’ contest, you’ll get a chance this week to win a prize pack of the Oscar winners ‘Braveheart‘ and ‘Gladiator‘ on 4k Ultra HD Blu-ray.
To win the discs, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “OK, good job with those tricep extensions. You’re doing great with these resistance bands. Gimme ten more just like that and then we switch to chest presses.”
We have two copies of each movie to give away. The winners will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is end of day on Sunday, May 20th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
Adam Charles
How the Romans practice the Miyagi Crane technique
Adam Charles
You could’ve just *asked* what deodorant I’m using
Adam Charles
When a phoenix gets wind of a crow rising from the ashes
Steve
See? When you won’t shave your arm pits, we have to resort to drastic measures!
Steve
I just wanted to recreate my favorite Michael Jordan Poster! that’s all!
Adam Charles
Why won’t you just let me murder our families and sleep with my sister and move on?
Adam Charles
If you won’t stop yourself from doing Meg Ryan’s next movie then you leave me no choice!
Derek
In hindsight, signing up for this 50 Shades experience may have been a bad idea
Brian
Your tan is coming along nicely..
Brian
Now, where are you most ticklish?
Edmond Kwan
Your crane technique will not affect our staring contest!
Brian
Me: I am going to turn my life around, no more S&M
Narrator : And yet that night he got drunk and chained up by a girly man.
Brian
Now for the arm pit waxing
Jason Levy
I can still beat you with just my legs
Steve
If you want to wear threads as nice as these, we’ll need to atrophy your arms for about a month, no activity allowed!
Steve
“I used to have an army thiiiiiiiis big!”
Raymond Fundora
“Call me by your name, and I will call you by mine”
Geoff Dorshimer
“…and you’ll be released when you swear to never sing again.”
Steve
“Someday this sweaty shirt will fetch a great price when I get divorced!”
Ron Badora
I know I’ll win.
Dan F
Russell Crowe: Nice cape fanboy!
Dan F
Commodus: Have you seen my dragon?
Jeff Brooks
Have you ever heard of underarm deodorant?
Joaquin
I swear, I didn’t say Trump is smarter than you!
dan
Well by 5:30 your pits will be dry.
Elio Concepcion
What this old thing? It’s Dior 35 B.C. spring collection. But you!!! You’re positively Jerusalem 33 A.D. CHIC!!!!
Cody Akers
Ok Mr. Grey, lets do this!
Ali Lovern
Oh look, Commodus made a scare ‘Crowe’!
Clemente Melendez
You have committed a crime to make the mummy remake.
Bernie Wallace
Is it true that your Jock strap is in a Blockbuster video in Alaska?