Paramount has been very generous to High-Def Digest readers lately. While we finish tallying up the results of last week’s ‘Saving Private Ryan’ contest, you’ll get a chance this week to win a prize pack of the Oscar winners ‘Braveheart‘ and ‘Gladiator‘ on 4k Ultra HD Blu-ray.
To win the discs, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “OK, good job with those tricep extensions. You’re doing great with these resistance bands. Gimme ten more just like that and then we switch to chest presses.”
We have two copies of each movie to give away. The winners will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is end of day on Sunday, May 20th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
How the Romans practice the Miyagi Crane technique
You could’ve just *asked* what deodorant I’m using
When a phoenix gets wind of a crow rising from the ashes
See? When you won’t shave your arm pits, we have to resort to drastic measures!
I just wanted to recreate my favorite Michael Jordan Poster! that’s all!
Why won’t you just let me murder our families and sleep with my sister and move on?
If you won’t stop yourself from doing Meg Ryan’s next movie then you leave me no choice!
In hindsight, signing up for this 50 Shades experience may have been a bad idea
Your tan is coming along nicely..
Now, where are you most ticklish?
Your crane technique will not affect our staring contest!
Me: I am going to turn my life around, no more S&M
Narrator : And yet that night he got drunk and chained up by a girly man.
Now for the arm pit waxing
I can still beat you with just my legs
If you want to wear threads as nice as these, we’ll need to atrophy your arms for about a month, no activity allowed!
“I used to have an army thiiiiiiiis big!”
“Call me by your name, and I will call you by mine”
“…and you’ll be released when you swear to never sing again.”
“Someday this sweaty shirt will fetch a great price when I get divorced!”
I know I’ll win.
Russell Crowe: Nice cape fanboy!
Commodus: Have you seen my dragon?
Have you ever heard of underarm deodorant?
I swear, I didn’t say Trump is smarter than you!
Well by 5:30 your pits will be dry.
What this old thing? It’s Dior 35 B.C. spring collection. But you!!! You’re positively Jerusalem 33 A.D. CHIC!!!!
Ok Mr. Grey, lets do this!
Oh look, Commodus made a scare ‘Crowe’!
You have committed a crime to make the mummy remake.
Is it true that your Jock strap is in a Blockbuster video in Alaska?