In choosing a prize for this week’s contest, the biggest Blu-ray release of the week is the new ‘Die Hard’ sequel. Unfortunately, I just couldn’t in good faith inflict that piece of crap on anyone. If you need to own that for completist’s sake, you can pay for it yourself. Instead, let’s give away a much more promising title. Enter our contest for your chance to win ‘Warm Bodies’ on Blu-ray.
Starring John Malkovich, Nicholas Hoult (‘X-Men: First Class’) and Teresa Palmer (‘I Am Number Four’), ‘Warm Bodies‘ is a sweet love story set after the world has fallen to the zombie apocalypse.
To win a copy of the Blu-ray, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “How many times do I need to explain this? Right arm, then left arm. Turn palms up. Right hand grabs inside left arm. Left hand grabs inside right arm. Right hand to back of neck, then left hand to back of neck. C’mon already!”
We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Friday, June 7th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
Michael
“It’s a jump to the left
And then a step to the right,
with your hands on your hips
you bring your knees in tight.
But it’s the pelvic thrust
that really drives you insane
Lets do the Time Warp again.”
Jim
Pregnant? How do you know it it isn’t just a case of dyspepsia?
Jeremy R
Jenny became disgusted when she found out the zombie wanted to eat something other than her brain
Jeremy R
Blonde chick + zombie + plane = best idea for a Con Air sequel EVER
Pedram
– Whatever you do, don’t start saying “braiiiinnns”. Not all of us love brains. That is SUCH an offensive stereotype.
– If you see Milla Jovovich coming, stop faking right away!
– Be careful of the hand symbols you make, or the west side gangsta zombies will start popping caps in you. Yes they think you’re already dead, but a zombie gangsta is still a gangsta.
William Henley
Stephanie Mayer does zombie movies.
“The smell of her brains creates a burning in my stomach. But I cannot live fathom a world without her. All I know is that she would be smart to run from me.”
Ron Lopez
Julie- “HARK! What light through yonder window breaks!”
R- “No, no, no Julie. This time YOU be Romeo, and I will be Juliet…”
Ron Lopez
“You know, Julie, statistics still show that flying is still the safest way to travel.”
Ron Lopez
R- “In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight…”
Julie- “OOH WEE – E, E, E AWEE UM UM A WEH!”
Ron Lopez
“Julie, please get this scene right or my zombie friend, Ron Lopez, won’t get his blu ray copy of our movie!”
Ron Lopez
“Julie… did you have fava beans for dinner? If so, do I also smell a hint of liver and a nice chianti?”
Peter Whitney
Oh my god, did you see Game of Thrones this week?
Peter Whitney
Julie, do you like movies about gladiators?
Kody Dale Belshe
Your zombie impression is bad, and you should feel bad!
loganfire3
That’s right, just like in Shawn of the Dead…
loganfire3
“So I see you’ve attended the Kristen Stewart school of acting and make-up.”
loganfire3
“I’m coming Elizabeth!”
“Worst impression ever…”
James Boner
Girl tries to play Xbox One exclusive kinect zombie game, “Boobs or GTFO!” more awkward in augmented reality local multiplayer
EM
“Wanna go to the maul?”
Cameron
R: Hats off for going there, especially knowing how the Academy is about that shit.
Julie: About what?
R: You’re serious? You don’t know? Everybody knows you never go full zombie.
James Miles
Her: Sheesh! You freaked me out.
Him: Yeah, you look like you saw a…never mind.
James Miles
That eyeball feels stuck in my esophagus. Remind me not to eat “people food” again!
Ryan M
If we’re going to remake Thriller, you’re gonna have to do much better than that!
You’re so cute, I could just eat you up!
It’s pop, THEN lock.
Losing your luggage never looked so desirable.
EM
The TSA: making air travel a living hell since 2001
Wing Man
– The quality… is horrible…
– Don’t worry, the blu-ray doesn’t look like this: this is just a capture from the version Josh downloaded illegally… oops…
Wing Man
“So… I thought I should tell you so you get tested too…”
Timcharger
Little known fact: The reason why you always arrive at baggage claim before your luggage is that the zombie guild has monopolized the unloading of all aircraft.
Even lesser known fact: Danny Boyle was once so irritated waiting for his suitcase, he rewrote 28 Days Later to have fast running zombies.
Timcharger
You think being a zombie is a living hell? It’s better than being a human stuck aboard this plane. They’ve been waiting on the tarmac for 6 hours!
Timcharger
“Seriously? You’re mocking the way I walk?”
“No, I’m just copying how Denzel looked when he walked from the terminal bar into the cockpit.”
Timcharger
“Your impersonation of a zombie needs some work; we don’t walk around THAT slowly. If you don’t learn to move faster, then Josh may just hire you for his home theater repairs.”