Biter-gram! Win ‘The Walking Dead: Season Three’ on Blu-ray!

This week’s contest brings us another TV box set giveaway. Last week didn’t have a huge turnout, so let’s see if we can do a little better with this one. Our prize this time is ‘The Walking Dead: The Complete Third Season‘. That’s 16 hours of zombie-killin’ action in all its high-def glory. Enter now for your chance to win!

To win a copy of the Blu-ray box set, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:

For example:

It’s close to midnight
Something evil’s lurkin’ in the dark
Under the moonlight
You see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream
But terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze
As horror looks you right between the eyes
You’re paralyzed

‘Cause this is thriller
Thriller night
And no one’s gonna save you
From the beast about to strike

We have one copy of the Blu-ray box set to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.

This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.

The deadline for entry is Friday, August 30th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!


  1. William Henley

    Magic Mike’s last performance before retirement.

    Miley Cyrus’s next music video.

    After years of chasing Pan, Hook trades in his hook for a lady-pleasing prostetic.

  2. Zuria

    Dayman (ah-ah-ah)
    Fighter of the Nightman (ah-ah-ah)
    Champion of the Sun! (ah-ah-ah)
    You’re a Master of Karate
    And Friendship
    For Everyone

  3. Isaac

    1. “We warned you boy, but now it’s too late – you’re about to get served! Turn up that Billy Ray!” [Cue ‘Achy Breaky Heart’]

    2. “Hey there sweetie, dontcha wanna see Merle twirl?”

    3. “What’s the matter? Haven’t you ever seen a one-handed badass before?”

    4. Hold on, hold on, who did you say is playin’ Batman?????

    5. Honey darling, WHERE IS… MY SUPER-SUIT?

    6. Stump The Yard, starring Merle Dixon.

  4. Angela L

    1) “HEY! Listen! If this guy behind me grabs my ass one more time, I swear I’m going “Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer” on this entire set!”

    2) ALRIGHT! I can’t take it anymore! It’s bad enough that I have to wear this arm piece for the show, but can someone PLEASE clean out that porta-john that’s 12 feet from us? Don’t know what’s supposed to smell worse: The rotting CORPSES that we’re filming with or the revolting turd some LIVING asshole left for us!”

  5. Jeremy R

    The Merle-led production of Guys and Dolls was a Woodbury smash! The Governor gave it three and a half eyes.

  6. Jeremy R

    “I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna sneak up right behind him and swipe that stump thingy! Greatest heist of the zombie apocalypse, baby!”

  7. Timcharger

    No! I don’t know where it is! So I can’t show it to you.

    Cuba, stop dancing around and asking me to show you da money!

  8. Timcharger

    No! Not again! Warm Bodies and World War Z will the death of us all.

    I was working on a TV show about an asteroid headed for Earth and then came Deep Impact and Armageddon. Next season, cancelled!

  9. Timcharger

    (Josh, play another track on the same album)

    You better run, you better do what you can
    Don’t wanna see no blood, don’t be a zombie man
    They wanna eat your brains, better do what you can
    So kill it, but you wanna be bad

    Just kill it, kill it, kill it, kill it
    No one wants to be eat-ed
    Showing on AMC, 4th season Sunday nights
    It doesn’t matter who’s dead or alive
    Just kill it, kill it

  10. Randy Michael

    When you’re a Jet,
    You’re a Jet all the way
    From your first cigarette
    To your last dyin’ day…