Contest: Win a ‘Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets’ Ultra HD Gift Set!

We have something kind of special to offer you in our latest contest. Not only did Lionsgate send us an extra 4k Ultra HD + Blu-ray edition of Luc Besson’s sci-fi epic ‘Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets‘, it comes with a pretty sweet piece of swag. You’ve gotta take a look at this.

Offering no explanation for it, our giveaway copy came with a model of the heroes’ “skyjet” ship from the film. If this is available at retail somewhere, I’m not aware of what store is carrying it. Now it can be yours.

Valerian Gift Set

To win a copy of the UHD gift set, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:

Insert witty caption here

For example: “You just couldn’t stop and ask for directions, could you? Now we’ll never get to Fhloston Paradise!”

We have one copy of the gift set to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever response we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.

This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.

The deadline for entry is Wednesday, November 22nd. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!


  1. Barry Dowell

    How many times do I have to tell you that I’m not going to accept an invitation to the White House while Trump is President?!

  2. Barry Dowell

    Really!?! You’re gonna use me for a caption contest without asking me first!?! I swear the sexism never stops!

  3. Barry Dowell

    What’d you call me?! You don’t want to see me when I’m mad — I make Harley Quinn look like a pussycat.

  4. Barry Dowell

    I told you already, you better not even think about editing me to make me look slimmer in this movie. I don’t appreciate Heroin Chic in the least!

  5. William Henley

    Yeah, right. How are you supposed to know? Men like you built the hydrogen bomb. Men like you thought it up. You think you’re so creative. You don’t know what it’s like to really create something; to create a life; to feel it growing inside you. All you know how to create is death and destruction!

  6. Ronald Oliver

    Why did you beat me up, woman?!

    Because I found out that you lied to me when you said that we were getting equal pay for our roles in this film!

  7. Ronald Oliver

    Back off dude!! I’m really cranky!! ..It’s that time of the month, and what is it about “I’m not interested in going out with you” that you don’t understand?!!