The best kinds of contests are back-to-back contests. While we tabulate the results of last week’s ‘Skyfall’ giveway (which will be announced later this week), we also happen to have a spare copy of the newly remastered Blu-ray edition of ‘The Terminator’ on hand. For your chance to win, enter our contest today.
‘The Terminator’ is of course James Cameron’s legendary breakthrough motion picture about a cyborg killing machine (Arnold Schwarzenegger) sent back in time from the future to assassinate the woman destined to give birth to the leader of the human resistance movement in the war against the evil machines. But you already knew that.
While we’ve had to suffer with woefully inadequate video editions until now, the new Blu-ray edition of the 1984 film has been freshly remastered and tealified for your viewing pleasure.
To win the disc, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “Maria took everything in the divorce, even the clothes off my back.”
We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Friday, March 8th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
Ronald O.
Do you want a glazed donut?
JedeyeNite
OK gurrly boys, I’m gonna go through this one more time!! Who’s on first, What’s on second, and I Don’t Know’s on third.
Ronald O.
I’ve come to tell you the truth, the honest naked truth.
Ronald O.
I’m about done filming Arnie’s Gone Wild…you care to go to my after party, boys, Hmmmm?
Ronald O.
Well, we can see why Maria had left you.
Eddie
It’s not a Tumor!!!!!!
Dave Sherman
Bill Paxton? I’m from the future, where your Twister stole everything I own. I’ve come through time to get what you owe me… your clothes. Give them to me.
JedeyeNite
I…I…I never wanted to be a Terminator…I always dreamed of becoming……………. a LUMBERJACK. “Ohhhhh He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK, he sleeps all night and he works all day. He chops down trees, he eats his lunch, he goes to the lavatory. On Wednesdays he goes shopping, and has buttered scones for tea!!!”
JedeyeNite
OK guys, I’m really confused. Glinda said the Wizard was straight ahead, but this sign is pointing down.
Will G
Chuh-eck out my gii-hant peckuh
Scott Hunvald
1-Come with me if you want to live.
2-I seem to have drank too much and lost my clothes, so I need your boots, your clothes and your mohawk.
3-The quartet is complete
4-Bill Paxton “So that’s why Tammy left me, damn”
5-I’m here for the chippen dales interview
6-Which of you are my life coach
7-I don’t think we’re in Austria anymore spark
8-Get to the chopper, get me my clothes, gooo gooo go
Dennis Lafontaine
Terminator: You and me, in the parking lot, 3:00
Chris o'sullivan
Let me introduce you to the little governor.
Timcharger
MGM/UA created a frenzy with slipcover collectors this past week. The slipcover featured the iconic Terminator leather outfit, but the pic shown here is the underneath cover art. Best Buy employees hoarded them. Fist fights broke at Walmarts. And eBay servers crashed for 72 hours.
Csm101
“Hey guys , can you help me find Sarah Connor’s place? I’m the entertainment for the night but I got totally lost.
Csm101
Take a good look you punks, that’s why I’m called The TERMINATOR.
Robb
“No Shirt! No Shoes! No SERVICE!”
Robb
Three Men & a Schwarzenegger!
Robb
This is not how I envisioned meeting the Governor.
Robb
‘Ello, Guvner!
Robb
To Catch A Predator!
Steven K
3 Guys: Where are your clothes?!
Terminator: Yolo
Robb
A sneak peek at the new Commando sequel, Going Commando!
Csm101
This is … Awkward.
Robb
Do you know Dolce & Gabbana?
Robb
I hate this part! Why can’t the time machine send my clothes too?
Zuria
Public Speaking Made Easy – Lesson No. 69: If you have difficulty speaking in front of a Terminator, just picture him without any clothing…
Zuria
“Ever have one of those days where you walk out of the house and you think: Gee, I feel like I’ve forgotten something?”
Zuria
Seriously, this is how the Borglums were able to keep the presidents from looking down…
Zuria
“Suddenly, it dawned on the T-800 that you just can’t find a decent cybernetic mohel these days.”