The best kinds of contests are back-to-back contests. While we tabulate the results of last week’s ‘Skyfall’ giveway (which will be announced later this week), we also happen to have a spare copy of the newly remastered Blu-ray edition of ‘The Terminator’ on hand. For your chance to win, enter our contest today.
‘The Terminator’ is of course James Cameron’s legendary breakthrough motion picture about a cyborg killing machine (Arnold Schwarzenegger) sent back in time from the future to assassinate the woman destined to give birth to the leader of the human resistance movement in the war against the evil machines. But you already knew that.
While we’ve had to suffer with woefully inadequate video editions until now, the new Blu-ray edition of the 1984 film has been freshly remastered and tealified for your viewing pleasure.
To win the disc, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “Maria took everything in the divorce, even the clothes off my back.”
We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Friday, March 8th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
Mike R.
It’s hard to be intimidating when you’re built like a Ken doll.
Mike R.
Well, I’ll be damned. He really does have brass balls.
Freakyguy666
There is only one way to recharge my batteries. Who’s first?
Csm101
“The 600 series had rubber balls…but these are new.”
Csm101
“WE’RE GOING STREAKING! Through the quad, and into the gymnasium!
Michael Pirak
Guys: “Wow that’s a great act, what do you call it?”
Terminator: “The Aristocrats!”
James
“I am the Titanic Twister……give me your clothes” Possible human responses…”your Vienna Sausage needs to hit the weight room buddy!”
Rodney Keller
“Do you have any blu-ray slipcovers I can put on?”
Ian Bell
“My body is ready.”
“I knew I forgot something.”
“We’re looking for a naked man, have you seen him?”
“But she said she was eighteen!”
Rodney Keller
Punk (Bill Paxton) (in the middle): Why did it shrink?
Terminator (Arnold): It just does.
Punk: So it just does that in the future?
Terminator: I was in the pool! I WAS IN THE POOL!
Jman
Being an alien bounty hunter really has its off days.
Todd
“So, terminators are anatomically correct”
Todd
NOW it’s a party.
Adam Charles
“I wahnt you to paihnt me, Jack. Whearing dis. Whearing, only dis.”
Todd
“Want a taste of my wienershnitzel”
Csm101
Things could be worse, I could’ve wound up naked at some redneck bar.
Aaron Peck
“I asked for three tits, not three dicks.”
Todd
“DAMN IT! I asked for a kosher terminator!”
Phoenix Carter
You guys said that the steroids would make me bigger. You never said it would make some things smaller.
JM
THUG #1: Why is he making that face?
THUG #2: He’s programmed to not fart when he’s naked.
Zuria
“T-800. That’s right, the T stands for Tripod!”
Zuria
“You should see the other guy…”
HuskerGuy
The T-101 completely misinterpreted “wang chung”, but he did have fun that night.
Zuria
“Which one of you hood rats plays the German skin flute?”
stevetseitz
Yes we are frequently in low budget and/or early James Cameron movies. What of it?
Zuria
“What?! Is is the first time a naked android from the future invites you to a game of hide the Bratwurst?”
Zuria
YOU be back; I’ll be front. Then let’s talk about whatever pops up…”
Jonathan Doan
Behind the scenes, Arnold tells a disbelieving cast of new Hollywood talent, “Trust me! I’m going to be governah of dis State in da fyoochah!”
“My eyes ah up heah!”
“You don’t practice naked day in America?”
“Do I have something in my teeth?”
“Dude! Stop showing us your detailed file on human anatomy!”
The cast discuss the finer points of Jung’s description of the collective unconscious and its pull upon the human condition between takes.
“Twig and berries? I’m not a gahdenah. I don’t undahstand…”
“Who wants a Dutch Rub?”
Manuel Lopez
How long was I sleep? I can’t believe people don’t like being naked anymore.
Deepak
“It was either conform to 80s fashion trends or walk around naked. It wasn’t a difficult choice to make…”