Contest: Win ‘Star Trek Beyond’ on Blu-ray!

We received a bunch of spare copies of ‘Star Trek Beyond’ on Blu-ray. You want one? Enter our contest!

Featuring aggressive Dolby Atmos audio and lots of visual effects razzle-dazzle, ‘Star Trek Beyond‘ is the type of eye- and ear-candy made for showing off your home theater. To win a copy of the disc, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:

Insert witty caption here

For example: “Wait, you’re telling me Jim Cameron let you do this entirely in motion-capture? I spent four hours in the makeup chair this morning putting on this damn latex mask!”

We have three copies of the Blu-ray (2D version only) to give away. The winners will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.

This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.

The deadline for entry is end of day on Friday, November 4th. The winner will be announced the following week. Good luck!


  1. Warner

    1. The safe word is “Khan”.
    2. “What do you mean you don’t recognize me?” It was at that moment that Idris realized that he needed a new manager and that this role was not going to increase his name recognition in the states!
    3. “Wait Vin Diesel is not in this movie?!”

  2. Csm101

    “Sorry, I don’t date blue guys.”
    “Would you feel differently if I’d I told you I feel like I’m black on the inside?”

  3. David Staschke

    “Federation?! You know what I do to women who work for the Federation? I grab ’em by the pussy.”

  4. David Staschke

    “You’re not dark enough to portray Nina Simone! Twitter will be hearing about this!”

    (I hate adding caveats and explaining jokes, but I don’t want anyone to be offended: This is just a commentary on the annoying “social media outrage” that happened when they announced Saldana being cast [and then made darker with makeup] in the movie Nina.)

  5. David Staschke

    “You call yourself a guardian of the galaxy? Ha! You couldn’t even protect your crew from me!”

  6. David Staschke

    “Your voice is boring and ordinary. My voice is so distinct and unique it could probably be recognized in the background of a fuzzy, century old video.”