We received a bunch of spare copies of ‘Star Trek Beyond’ on Blu-ray. You want one? Enter our contest!
Featuring aggressive Dolby Atmos audio and lots of visual effects razzle-dazzle, ‘Star Trek Beyond‘ is the type of eye- and ear-candy made for showing off your home theater. To win a copy of the disc, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “Wait, you’re telling me Jim Cameron let you do this entirely in motion-capture? I spent four hours in the makeup chair this morning putting on this damn latex mask!”
We have three copies of the Blu-ray (2D version only) to give away. The winners will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is end of day on Friday, November 4th. The winner will be announced the following week. Good luck!
Bill McClain
All right… 200 quatloos!
Dan S
OK OK ! , I admit it , H.R. Giger is my father
Nick
Be honest with me, how bad is my breath right now?
Nick
Pssss…Hail Hydra
Luis
LMAO! That was funny!!!
Jason
Your hair is exceptional! What is your secret?
Paul Anderson
The password is…nipple
Jason
Was that you who just passed gas?
NJScorpio
(1) What is that name you called me? What is a Brussels Sprout?
(2) Hey baby, I heard you dig aliens.
Jim
…and I thought Klingons had bad breath!
Jared Martin
C’mon lady! All this teasing is giving me white balls!
Jared Martin
By Grabthar’s hammer, by the suns of Worvan, you shall be avenged!
Csm101
“No, you ugly head!”
Csm101
‘Star Trek Beyond: Yorktown Drift’
Jason
Did you just say that the Cubs are in the World Series???
Jason
Spock only has one point on his ears, look at all the points on mine!
Jason
They threw WHAT on the field??? And they call me a bad guy!
Jason
I’m the captain now!
Jason W
What keeps your skin so smooth? Look at mine, I need help!
Jeremy R
1. “Look…you know people there, right? So you get me in on the third Guardians movie, I’m pretty sure I can hook you up for a Dark Tower movie.”
2. Worst. Orbitz commercial. EVER!
3. “Do I have something in my teeth? Check all the mandibles. Please.”
4. “The secret to winning the photo caption contest is [REMAINDER OF COMMENT REDACTED BY HIGH-DEF DIGEST TO KEEP THE PLAYING FIELD LEVEL]”
5. “I loooooooove your shampoo! Is that Prell?”
6. Relationship Myth #56 Debunked: alien males are just as nervous and tentative about making the first move as females.
7. Even in space, you gotta whisper Walking Dead spoilers or risk the wrath of angry fans who didn’t watch yet.
8. “Admit it. Even with this face…I’d still be an awesome Bond.”
9. “And I will conquer all your…no, I will ruin every one of…LINE!!!”
10. “Really? That was the first trailer for this movie? That’s it?!”
Bolo
“Go on, make your Nightbreed joke! I dare you! I’ve heard ’em all.”
Rob behrens
Hey girl get your finger outta there!! Wait no, keep doing it…..
Rob behrens
Oooooh that Taco Bell ain’t sittin’ right. Next time I get to choose!!
Darrel J
1. “The cake is a lie.”
2. “Snape kills Dumbledore.”
3. “The good news is, I saved 15% on spaceship insurance with GEICO.”
4. “Lee Roy Jenkins!”
Rob behrens
I can tell SOMEBODY had sardines for lunch
Rob behrens
You remember about 20 years ago when you flushed me down the toilet? Well, I’m baaaaaaack!!
moremovies85
1. *Singing* “Memories…all alone in the moonlight”
2. Uhura thinking “Why do people with the worst breath always want to tell me secrets?”
3. “I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts…dee-da-lee-dee”
4. “Make Space Great Again!”
5. “You wondered what the Beyond part of Bed, Bath, and Beyond was? Well, this is it!”
Chapz Kilud
I will be the next James Bond.
Chapz Kilud
Tu casa o mi casa?
Russ Thacker
At least we’re not remaking “The Wrath of Khan” again!
Brian
Let me whisper sweet nothings in your ear