‘Spectre’ Contest Results

You know his name and you’ve got his number. Now one of you will take home a free copy of James Bond’s latest movie on Blu-ray. Let’s see who won last week’s ‘Spectre’ contest.

As explained in the original post, we challenged you to provide funny or clever captions for the following image:

And the winner is…

Honorable Mentions

  1. Daniel S: Our latest henchman did not take kindly to Mr. Bond’s suggestion that “Goldvest” was not a very villainous name.
  2. Csm101: “Hey chap, easy with the dinner jacket, it’s a rental!”
  3. Billy M: I know you might think you have me right where you want me, but I assure you, my record against henchmen in trains is impeccable.
  4. Elizabeth: Dammit, Bond! Tell me the truth! Where’s Waldo?!
  5. Jim: Idris Elba wouldn’t let himself get pushed around!
  6. NJScorpio: Bond tangles with the latest franchise villain, Close Talker.
  7. StaksOnStaks: I said stop trying to tickle me!!
  8. Jacob: Not to worry, I’ve been TRAINED for this.
  9. Leon D: Why was this movie not called Trainfall?!?
  10. Seth: “I want my slice of Layer Cake!”
  11. KiKS: Lea: “Okay boys, keep going and have fun… I’m having a date with Adele tonight…”
  12. John B: Say, “I am Groot” one more time you son of a bitch!
  13. Tony: I said NO MUSTARD!
  14. Byron H: This fight is really going off the “rails.”
  15. Michael S: “Say my vest is black and blue again! I dare you!”
  16. Kashtar: Even James Bond wants MCU spoilers.
  17. Craig S: “No, I got this at Old Navy.”
  18. robi1138: “I told you ten times already… the dinner car closes at 10pm!”
  19. TAbraham: Ok, ok, I take it back! Wrestling is REAL!
  20. John D: This never happened to the other fella.

The Winner!

As Robert A shows us, it turns out that even legendary secret agents and their seemingly unstoppable foes struggle with the same dilemma that many of us reading this site are currently facing:

“What am I supposed to do Bond?! Just replace ALL my Blu-rays with 4K UHD?! What does UHD even mean, man?!”

Congratulations to Robert for winning ‘Spectre‘ on Blu-ray, and thanks to everyone else for participating in our contest. If you didn’t win this one, don’t forget to enter our ‘Crimson Peak’ contest before Friday’s deadline.


  1. njscorpio

    BTW, on an unrelated note, that main shot looks like something from a Wes Anderson movie. Given the visual style of this latest Bond film, I think that it would lend itself to a remixed trailer done as if it was Wes Anderson film.

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