We’re still tabulating the results of last week’s ‘Spectre’ contest. In the meantime, let’s get another one rolling. We’ve dug up a spare Blu-ray copy of Guillermo del Toro’s Gothic horror romance ‘Crimson Peak‘, so we thought we’d give it away to one of our readers.
To win a copy of the disc, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “This can’t be the right hole. How’s he supposed to fit his junk through there?”
We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is end of day on Friday, February 26th. The winner will be announced the following week. Good luck!
njscorpio
1) “The detail on this door is exquisite…and this key hole, I can see right through! Marvelous! I wonder if there is any more of that ecstasy stuff…”
njscorpio
2) Nobody wanted to believe she got the black eye from a door to the face…
njscorpio
3) “I’ve never known a door like you…”
♫ I don’t wanna wait for this love to be over…♫
Daniel Sardella
The key to being a peeper is not getting caught. When that happens everyone thinks you’re a knob and it ruins the hole day.
Bill McClain
Norman? Norman! Drat that boy…
Csm101
“Sorry, there’s no Bin Ladens here!”
Brett Dan
1) Watching Mom and Dad get it on is always so awkward but I cannot look away.
Csm101
The knob jobs from those times were different.
Csm101
“So that’s where Del Toro hides his chimichanga.”
Adam Charles
Crimson Peak 2: Electric Peak-A-Boo
Adam Charles
Is that a flashlight, or do you just not get any sun down there?
Csm101
EEEEWWW!! Looks like Mia’s on her Crimson peak.
cardpetree
I didn’t know what a glory hole was……so I looked into it.
Adam Charles
“Okay, so if I just touch the door here and feel for the vibration while looking into the keyhole as I tuuuuurn the knob, it should just….oh….it was open”
Adam Charles
I didn’t realize this was the prequel to Cocoon.
Alex
Who would’ve thought? It really was Col. Mustard in the drawing room with the candlestick.
Alex
You gotta see this!! There’s the coolest flashlight on the other side of this key hole!
Csm101
“Maybe he said pee hole, hmmmm…”
Brian
So those are the birds and the bees they were talking about…
Brian
Shhh, be very very quiet, I’m hunting ghosts…
Brian
The Bar of the Borrowers – A literal hole in the wall.
Brian
You must be this small to ride this ride
Robert Benson
Erin Andrews must work out.
Csm101
Mia- “What do you see?!”
Jessica- ” Nothing special, just your average Tom’s dick & Charlie.”
Warner
1. It was then that she discovered the hobbit glory hole!
2.”Is this where the Academy keeps the nominations for people of color?”
Kyle
“Your wood, it’s very hard.”
Kyle
Oh look, we have an exquisitely crafted exterior, with glorious filigree, yet at it’s core something very stiff and wooden, and next to it a door.
Kyle
” I said knock on wood, not sniff it.”
Carl Cartwright
I can’t let Guillermo find me. He will want me to be in “Crimson Peak” 2.
That’s right fat man, just walk on by.
Carl Cartwright
The retina scanner doesn’t seem to be working. How the hell am I going to open these doors now?