Saving Private Ryan

Contest: Win ‘Saving Private Ryan’ on 4k Ultra HD Blu-ray!

Paramount offered us two extra copies of the new Ultra HD Blu-ray edition of Steven Spielberg’s war classic ‘Saving Private Ryan‘ to give away to our readers. Enter our contest for your chance to win one.

To win a copy of the Ultra HD Blu-ray, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:

Insert witty caption here

For example: “Son, you might as well have been stuck on Mars for as hard as it was for me to come get you.”

We have two copies of the Ultra HD Blu-ray to give away. The winners will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.

This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.

The deadline for entry is Friday, May 11th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!


  1. Alex

    We got our orders from the adjustment bureau that we were to be among the eleven on the ocean, departing on our eurotrip to fulfill our grimm, brotherly mission. We are to be your good shepherd, solider. That is our dogma, the courage that we show under fire. We are stuck on you to the bitter end. We are bourne-again, soldier, the true grit in your very soul and we swear before the great rain-maker that we will get you over that great wall and into the promised land.

  2. Csm101

    “You’re looking a little bit white-washed.”
    “It’s the ENR. More like white-bleaching.”

  3. Csm101

    “Private Ryan, you need to come with us, your four brothers are dead and we’d hate to send five body bags to you mother.”
    “What about my best friend, Ben? Did he make it?”
    “Yeah but we killed him.”

  4. Christian

    So I don’t know if you remember me but I was that ugly girl that fell from the tree and hit every branch on the way down.

  5. Csm101

    “You wanna here a funny sex story about my brothers and an ugly chick?”
    “Nah. Save it for a more pivotal moment.”

  6. Mark

    “So a train leaves NYC going 60mph on a 264 mile trip to Washington DC. Another train…”

    “Hang On, I’m gonna need a pencil.”

  7. David Duprey

    Damon: Hey, have you seen my movie Downsizing?
    Hanks: No, have you seen my movie The Post?
    Damon: I still want a refund for The Circle!
    Hanks: I saw The Great Wall, let’s just call it a wash.

  8. David Duprey

    Hanks: Are you Ryan?
    Damon: Maybe…
    Hanks: I have a jury summons for James Francis Ryan.
    Damon: In that case, no.

    Hanks: What are you doing here?
    Damon: I’m shopping for real estate!

  9. gene

    yeah..yeah I know you get killed at the end….so do you want me to talk to Steven about it?

  10. Csm101

    “Don’t tell the boys, but back in the world, I’m a cowboy and I’m great with kids. Out here, I like to think of myself more as a Combat Carl.”

  11. Csm101

    “I tell you, this is nothing compared to my house in suburbicon, that is one messed up place.”
    “I’m no stranger to the ‘burbs myself. I blew up a cellar just like this one.”

  12. Mark Batchelder

    Captain Miller: I was a school teacher…
    Private Ryan: “As I get older I appreciate more and more the teachers that I had growing up. So the next time you’re feeling down, unappreciated, at the end of your rope…the next time you turn on the TV and see yourself being called ‘overpaid’, the next time you have to deal with a corporate reformer who has literally never taught anyone anything, please know that there are millions of us behind you.”