Put Your Paws ON Me! Win a ‘Planet of the Apes’ Prize Pack!

It’s time to go ape wild! In anticipation of the impending theatrical release of ‘Dawn of the Planet of the Apes’, High-Def Digest is giving away a pretty fabulous ‘Planet of the Apes’ prize pack this week. Enter now for your chance to win.

One of our lucky readers will receive all of the following:

  • ‘Planet of the Apes Legacy Collection’ on Blu-ray, containing all five of the original ‘Apes’ movies: ‘Planet of the Apes’ (1968), ‘Beneath the Planet of the Apes’ (1970), ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’ (1971), ‘Conquest of the Planet of the Apes’ (1972), and ‘Battle for the Planet of the Apes’ (1973). Also includes Movie Money to see ‘Dawn of the Planet of the Apes’ in the theater!
  • ‘Rise of the Planet of the Apes’ Target-exclusive MetalPak Blu-ray.
  • Dawn of the Planet of the Apes: Firestorm‘ – Prequel novel that bridges the gap between the events of ‘Rise’ and ‘Dawn’.
  • Dawn of the Planet of the Apes & Rise of the Planet of the Apes: The Art of the Films‘ – Companion book featuring concept art, behind-the-scenes photography and film stills for both movies, plus a foreward by ‘Dawn’ director Matt Reeves.



Really, this is pretty much everything an ‘Apes’ fan could need in order to get up to speed on the franchise – except perhaps the cheesy 1970s spin-off TV series and Tim Burton’s 2001 reboot, both of which are honestly best forgotten.

How can you win this sweet bounty of monkey goodness? All you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:

For example: “…and then Mark Wahlberg returns to Earth, but all the people there are apes. I know! What a stupid plot twist!”

We have one copy of the prize pack to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.

This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.

The deadline for entry is Friday, July 4th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!


  1. Alex

    And then, get this, I’m in the base of the Statue of Liberty, and I swear all I’m thinking is, “lawn ornament”…

  2. David Staschke

    “… and so then I says to him, I says, “That’s not what I mean when I said ‘spank the monkey’.” Ahhhh hahahaha!”

  3. David Staschke

    “… and at the end of the movie he gets acquitted of all charges. And here’s the best part: the title is going to be Date Ape.”

  4. “Guys, I just want you to know that this whole human genocide thing would mean nothing if I wasn’t sharing it with my two best pals!”

  5. David Staschke

    Ape in the middle: “Ha! You think you can bribe us with a pile of bananas? Please!”

    Ape on the left: *chuckles*

    Ape on the right: “Damn, that looks delicious….”