It’s time to go ape wild! In anticipation of the impending theatrical release of ‘Dawn of the Planet of the Apes’, High-Def Digest is giving away a pretty fabulous ‘Planet of the Apes’ prize pack this week. Enter now for your chance to win.
One of our lucky readers will receive all of the following:
- ‘Planet of the Apes Legacy Collection’ on Blu-ray, containing all five of the original ‘Apes’ movies: ‘Planet of the Apes’ (1968), ‘Beneath the Planet of the Apes’ (1970), ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’ (1971), ‘Conquest of the Planet of the Apes’ (1972), and ‘Battle for the Planet of the Apes’ (1973). Also includes Movie Money to see ‘Dawn of the Planet of the Apes’ in the theater!
- ‘Rise of the Planet of the Apes’ Target-exclusive MetalPak Blu-ray.
- ‘Dawn of the Planet of the Apes: Firestorm‘ – Prequel novel that bridges the gap between the events of ‘Rise’ and ‘Dawn’.
- ‘Dawn of the Planet of the Apes & Rise of the Planet of the Apes: The Art of the Films‘ – Companion book featuring concept art, behind-the-scenes photography and film stills for both movies, plus a foreward by ‘Dawn’ director Matt Reeves.
Really, this is pretty much everything an ‘Apes’ fan could need in order to get up to speed on the franchise – except perhaps the cheesy 1970s spin-off TV series and Tim Burton’s 2001 reboot, both of which are honestly best forgotten.
How can you win this sweet bounty of monkey goodness? All you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “…and then Mark Wahlberg returns to Earth, but all the people there are apes. I know! What a stupid plot twist!”
We have one copy of the prize pack to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Friday, July 4th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
Tom A.
3. This is how Ape McGee earned the nickname ‘Captain Narcolepsy’.
Trebor Edirbcm
Cheeb, Lomar, and Zam,
Summer Camp 2876. The best summer ever. Keep on rockin’.
Zaius
Trebor Edirbcm
Ape Comicon? Yep.
William Henley
Laugh it up fuzzball
William Henley
Why we shoot in scope – you really don’t want to see the full frame of this
William Henley
Oh Say Does That Star-Spangled Banner Yet Wave, Over The Land of The Free, And the Home of the BRAAAAAVVVEEEEE?
Csm101
After a night of heavy drinking and merry making, lightweight Tarzan lays face down, ass up in the background while the apes continue to party without him.
EM
“I’m Larry, this is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl.”
EM
♫ “We three Things of Oo!-Ee!-Aah! are…” ♫
Alex
EM, how do you do the musical notes in your comments?
EM
They are Unicode characters which I usually just copy and paste.
Alex
Ah, cool. Thought it might be some funky mark-up trick.
EM
You could use something like ♫ instead.
EM
Duck Dynasty, now in its sixth season
EM
Kang, Kor, and Koloth go see the Who
EM
Transformers will always find an audience.
paul
“My country tis of thee, sweet land of liberty…”
paul
“Are you not entertained?!”
paul
“Some enchanted evening, when you find your true love…”
Aaron McKee
“Get your dirty paws ON me you damn dirty apes.”
Aaron McKee
“I’d just as soon kiss an ape,” she said. “I can arrange that.” And we laughed and laughed.
Aaron McKee
While posing for photographers, Georcurious (pictured center), one of three apes to topple the famed Statue of Liberty, was all smiles inside the wreckage. When asked about leaving his mark on ape society, Georcurious answered, “I think I already have. Can’t you smell it?”
Csm101
“King Kong ain’t got SHIT on me!”
Bill Aicher
And they said no one would watch a movie about a bunch of talking apes!
Bill Aicher
In my day if you wanted to look like an ape, you wore an ape costume. You didn’t wear a bunch of crazy balls and have a computer draw you a picture.
Bill Aicher
Little do they know, these jackets are made of human leather…
Alex
I am the very model of a primate individual,
I blow up statues everywhere for reasons indisputable,
I can tell you all the differences between orangutangs and chimpanzees,
And share with you the tasty treats that are my own ticks and fleas.
I captured Charlton Heston with a spear-pike and a rope net,
When Bright Eyes raised a stink I told him free I never would him set,
Then went to Dr. Zaius for insightful diagnoses,
And found out only that the humans never could accept our peace.
Cornelius and Zera let the shabby human run amok,
I followed them down to the beach and then I had a stroke of luck!
I watched as Bright Eyes sobbed aloud when my handiwork he finally saw,
And knew that I had blown up that enormous metal French broad.
So that’s my little part in the Planet of the Apes movies,
I hope you liked this patter-song and Sullivan won’t sue me.
In short in matters ape and chimp, not reptile or marsupial,
I am the very model of a primate individual.
Rob Geyer
Who does he think he is, Chuck Norris?
Emmett Cruet
Ha Ha Ha… Think we’re primitive? Have you read the latest Supreme Court Ruling?
Paul J Anderson
“Did you hear they decided to cast James Franciscus in the sequel!?”
Paul J Anderson
“You should have seen the look on his face when he found that goofy looking statue in the Forbidden Zone!”
Juan
“So then he walks up the steps and it’s Aperaham Lincoln! That’s just banana’s!”
Trebor Edirbcm
Got humans in your corn? Call Manny, Mo, and Apeweiser for all your human removal needs. They kill humans good, or your money back. So blow your elkhorn at 877-badman today. Blow now.
Randy Braden
So I says to her, “Honey, bananas ain’t the only thing built for us to grab!”