According to my records, it’s been over a year and a half since we last gave away a TV box set around here. Let’s do that again! ‘Person of Interest: The Complete Fourth Season‘ offers 22 episodes of mystery and suspense (and, as I understand, an evil computer intelligence). It can be yours for free. What value!
To win a copy of the box set, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “Hello, Domino’s? Yes, I ordered my pizza 31 minutes ago and there’s no sign of the driver.”
We have three copies of the Blu-ray to give away. The winners will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is end of day on Friday, August 14th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
NJScorpio
(1) “Hello, this is Henry Gale speaking…”
NJScorpio
(2) “What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm?”
NJScorpio
(3) “Um, yes, I believe my refrigerator is working.”
NJScorpio
(4) “Hello, Moe’s? Can I speak with Amanda? Last name, Huginkiss.”
Csm101
“Hello?”
“…seven days.”
Lord Bowler
(1) Support, how can I help you?
Yes, we were dead the entire time…
(2) Hal, is that you again?
(3) I’m sorry, I don’t know Batman’s true identity.
(4) Help, I think I’ve been hacked by the Chinese Government!
(5) Hillary, I told you, I won’t scrub you email server!
Julian
‘Hello? Is it me you’re looking for?’
Julian
‘Howdy doo. This is Peter McCallister. The faaaather.’
Bill McClain
No, I swear it’s true: this really is Rachel at Card Holder Services.
-Bill
Alex
Well certainly, your highness. I’m only too happy to send my account information to the Prince of Nigeria.
Adam Charles
“Computer? Hello, Computer?”
Adam Charles
“Hurley, did you try turning the island off and then on again?”
Adam Charles
“Hello, this is Dr…Chim…um…Chim, Chim Richolds. You don’t remember me. Um, yep you’re pregnant”
Adam Charles
Hello, Optometrist? Yes, hi, these glasses don’t work. I’m still squinting, see
Adam Charles
“Why did The Machine ask me to call a 900 number?”
NJScorpio
(5)
“Yes….yes…no…I see…maybe….no…avocado…Wednesday…well, I’m sorry but you have the wrong phone number.”
NJScorpio
(6)
“Hmmm…please connect to the internet to check email…okay…”
*picks up phone*
“Boop beep bop beep boop bop beep boop ppprrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttt prrt eet prtt eeeeeeeeeeeeeee prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttt grrrr wee ooo wee ooo wee …”
Kristopher R. King
Hi. Customer service, I need help.
NJScorpio
(7)
“Customer service……..CUSTOMER SERVICE….CUST…NO……other….OTHER!!”
Ronald Oliver
Is this the Livelinks manager? Okay, great! I would like a refund because I was accidentally connected to some guy, instead of a girl? What? That was a girl??
Tracy Patrick
I need a hairstylist….stat!!
Csm101
Phone: “I am earning money for a filthy little cocksucker who takes advantage of me!”
Michael: “Mel, buddy, you dialed the wrong number again!”
Barsoom Bob
What’s that J.J. ? We weren’t all just dead. The Island really was an ancient, alien space craft that crash landed here centuries ago ?
Barsoom Bob
What ! You’re teling me that Root and Shaw are doing the horizontal mambo together ! I will really have to set up extra cameras around the the flat.
Csm101
“Mommy, you’d be so proud of me. I got my own office and desk…. No, I didn’t get a corner office or window. They gave it to that douchebag Caviezel.
Barsoom Bob
Listen Snowden, you’re not telling me anything I don’t know already !
Csm101
“Hello, who is this?!”
“The Great…Red…DRAGON!!”
Csm101
“Uh, I’m not sure how to use this thing, can’t I just twitter or instagram you?”
Juan
It’s the rules!!!
Elizabeth
“No, I do not want to sign up for a Visa card. I don’t care how many free flights on Oceanic Airlines you’ll give me.”