It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a free Blu-ray copy of one of the biggest blockbuster hits of the year! That’s right, we’re giving away the action-packed superhero spectacle ‘Man of Steel’ this week. It can be yours very easily, but you’ll have to enter our contest if you want to win.
Responding to complaints that the last Superman movie (Bryan Singer’s 2006 ‘Superman Returns’) was too dull and turned Superman into a creepy emo stalker, Warner Bros. decided to start over by hiring producer Christopher Nolan and director Zack Snyder to amp up the action in a big way with the new reboot ‘Man of Steel‘. Audiences responded by making it the franchise’s biggest box office hit by wide margin.
To win a copy of the Blu-ray (2D edition), all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “Ohmigod, you’re gonna kiss, aren’t you? Come on, do it! Do it!! You know you want to do it. Please? Please!!!”
We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Friday, November 15th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
Greg
That awkward moment when Superman realizes his real kryptonite is the dyke next door.
Csm101
Full body Kryptonian condoms, ribbed for extra pleasure. Because you never know where those dirty Earth girls have been!
Jason Nickolay
This is a little move I like to call Menage A Lois
William Henley
Yeah, sleeping in an oxygen tent didn’t really do much for Michael Jackson’s complexion either
Shayne Blakeley
Earth Girls Are Easy
Anthony Gianotti
Its good to see William Masters has ditched the peep hole…
Jim
My name is Jor El Gaga. This helmet goes with my flying dress.
Csm101
“You girls wanna make out or what?”
Kyle
I know, I’m not one to talk standing here in spandex with a red cape, but you just look ridiculous.
tyler
Man of WOOD is more like it
Kyle
Kal-El:Ok, ok, tell me if you’ve heard this one…How many women can Superman satisfy at one time?
Faora and Lois: How many?
Kal-El: Let’s find out.
Shane
“What’s the S stand for?
It’s not an S. On my world, it means BITCH DON’T YOU DARE PUT THE MOVES ON MY GIRL WHILE I’M ALL TIED UP”
Scott Keith
Woman are strange on this planet!
Rick Stephens
Hey, I’m friggin’ Superman! Why don’t you want me?!!
Andi Wettleson
“I can’t wait till I get to Krypton!”
“Don’t you say that. Don’t you ever say that. Stay here. Stay here as long as you can. For the love of Rao, cherish it. You have to cherish it.”
Andi Wettleson
“I know it was you, Lois. You broke my heart.”
Andi Wettleson
“Two girls, one cape.”
Shayne Blakeley
Pocket full of Kryptonite
AA
KAL-EL: I’M NOT EVEN HERE..
SEQUEL!
Shayne Blakeley
Teal and orange is the new black
Matthew Kupper
Why did you do Leap Year? Young lady!
Shayne Blakeley
Red Cape Diaries
Brian
This will prove whiplash for your insurance
Brian
Try the Super Neck Pillow(copyright pending)
Will G
Teaching Superman how to kiss a woman.
Michael LaManna
This never happened to the other guy…
Michael LaManna
“It’s her hair! chicks dig the hair!
Nick Haddad
“Hey there, I don’t want to come between you….or do I?? Hehehe that’s awful, that’s awful”
Jeremy R
Now, Kal, remember: if your human doesn’t wear this collar all the time, she’s just gonna scratch at it and make it worse
tyler
Up, Up and….Up it now is.