It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a free Blu-ray copy of one of the biggest blockbuster hits of the year! That’s right, we’re giving away the action-packed superhero spectacle ‘Man of Steel’ this week. It can be yours very easily, but you’ll have to enter our contest if you want to win.
Responding to complaints that the last Superman movie (Bryan Singer’s 2006 ‘Superman Returns’) was too dull and turned Superman into a creepy emo stalker, Warner Bros. decided to start over by hiring producer Christopher Nolan and director Zack Snyder to amp up the action in a big way with the new reboot ‘Man of Steel‘. Audiences responded by making it the franchise’s biggest box office hit by wide margin.
To win a copy of the Blu-ray (2D edition), all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “Ohmigod, you’re gonna kiss, aren’t you? Come on, do it! Do it!! You know you want to do it. Please? Please!!!”
We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Friday, November 15th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
I…. CAN’T…. BREATH…. IN THIS…. THING!!!!
“I wish my father would’ve packed my sexy red underwear for this occasion.”
Superman’s plan for a ménage a trois completely backfired on him.
“Hey ladies, the symbol on my chest doesn’t really stand for hope, or even Superman…it stands for SEXY!”
(Actually it stands for Sears)
“That space lesbian is stealing all my thunder!!”
Kryptonian Spring Break!!! Woo!!!!!!
“I’m getting a super boner.”
“Lois, if you are gonna hang with us, you need to get a kinkier costume.”
“Are those the panties your mother laid out for you?”
Commander Shepard we don’t have time for this we need to stop the Reapers.
“Oh honey, shoulder pads are so 80s.”
Superman: “So this is what you women do when you go to the bathroom together?”
“Don’t worry dear, I know it sounds scary but the Kryptonian crotch merge is kind of like the Vulcan mind meld except… you know…”
I like to watch.
There are those who call me Superman!
Trust me…he ain’t the Man of Steel where it counts!
“Here we are. This should stop her from licking her stitches.”
The only known cure for space crabs.
Lois tries the new “Google Collar,” the latest in Kryptonian wearable tech.
When you wake up, you will be convinced Ben Affleck will be a great Batman.
“Congratulations. You’re still in the running to becoming America’s Next Top Superhero Girlfriend.”
“THIS is how you do drag.”
“Has anybody every told you that you look JUST like Tonya Harding?”
You will forget seeing S here kneeling before Zod behind the 7/11, and at the movies, and in the car on the way here.
So we like bondage . Muy Bueno!
No no, you wear it like THIS
WILL Superman be able to stop Zod and the World Engine? WILL he be able to control his newfound powers? WILL what looks to be the beginnings of an erotic fan-fiction ensue?
Tune in next week on… Man of Steel?
Faora: No costume, no entry NO exceptions
Lois: Superman let me borrow your cape!
I dunno, girls, this is looking pretty hot, but I still think we need to get Ben Affleck in on this.