Contest: Win ‘Jupiter Ascending’ on Blu-ray!

It’s time to give away another Blu-ray! Filled with dazzling sci-fi imagery and thunderous Dolby Atmos audio, the Wachowski siblings’ sci-fi epic ‘Jupiter Ascending‘ should make great eye candy demo material for any home theater. Best of all, it’s free if you win! We have a couple spare copies. All you have to do is enter our contest.

After the disappointingly poor turnout for our recent ‘American Sniper’ giveaway, we have learned our lesson and will return to the tried-and-true photo caption contest format that our readers generally like. To win a copy of the disc, all you have to do is provide a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:

Insert witty caption here

For example: “What am I thinking about? Oh, just how I’m totally going to win an Oscar and you never will. Aren’t you glad you asked?”

We have two copies of the Blu-ray (2D version only) to give away. The winners will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.

This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.

This is a quick two-day contest. The deadline for entry is end of day on Thursday, June 11th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!


  1. Carl Cartwright

    …As the once proud actor wonders aloud…

    ” What has happened to my career?
    I’m in a movie costarring Mila Cunis? That girl from that 70’s show”?

    Oh God, she’s right behind me isn’t she?

  2. Carl Cartwright

    I can’t believe my agent got me a movie with Milla. All my dreams really are coming true.
    We are so going to hit it off. I’ve thought about you ever since that first Resident Evil movie.
    Oh man, she’s right behind me, OK, turn around slowly and be cool…

  3. Juan

    Why does she keep buzzing around me? Shouldn’t you bee somewhere else? And don’t pretend you cant understand what I’m saying!

  4. Alex

    “I can’t even look at you…getting to snuggle with Ashton Kutcher every night…it’s just not fair!!!”

  5. Alex

    “I’ll miss the sea, but a person needs new experiences. They jar something deep inside, allowing him to grow. Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.”

  6. NJScorpio

    I’d actually like to win this, because I don’t want to spend any money to see it.

    (1) Forgive me, I am not being rude, I just cannot turn my head with this golden collar.

    (2) She thought to herself, “Is it too late to sneak away from this blind date?”

    (3) “No. This is my chair.”

  7. Alex

    The Emperor of the Universe has always had a thing for Meg Griffin. He’s about to be suddenly, and very bizarrely, disappointed.

  8. William Henley

    Lestat: Now that is pure Creole. Trust Claudia to have found her. What? Don’t you want her?

    Claudia: I want to be her. Can I? Be like her one day?

    Lestat: More melancholy nonsense. You grow more like Louis daily!

    • William Henley

      So I went to go grab the script of Interview With The Vampire, and then realized I copy and pasted the wrong scene. LOL! The one I posted above doesn’t really fit the picture. This is the scene I was going for:

      Lestat: What is it now? You irritate me. Your very presence……irritates me!

      Claudia: Does it?

      Lestat: I found someone who’ll be a vampire better than you both!

      Claudia: Is that supposed to frighten me?

      Lestat: You’re spoiled, because you’re an only child. You need a brother. Or I do. I’m weary of you both.

      Claudia: I suppose we could people the world with vampires… …the three of us.

      Lestat: Oh, not you……my little Claudia.

      Claudia: You’re a liar. But you upset my plans.

      Lestat: What plans?

      Claudia: I came to make peace with you. Even though you’re the father of lies……I want things to be as they were.

      Lestat: Stop pestering me then.

      Claudia: I must do more than that. I’ve brought a present for you.

      Lestat: Then I hope it’s……a beautiful woman……with endowments you’ll never possess.

      Claudia: Why do you say such things? You haven’t fed enough. I can tell by your color. Come and see.

  9. Justin Morgan

    “I hear footsteps behind me, and they don’t sound like Channing Tatum-sized footsteps. There better be some Magic Mike motherfucker behind me when I turn around.”

  10. Ian Cooper

    “I’m reminiscing of a bygone era, one when a Wachowski movie actually had a coherent plot……”

  11. NJScorpio

    (4) “Come…sit…this ‘Sense8’ is surprisingly good…”

    (5) “This movie is giving me a headache…right here, behind my eye.”

  12. Warner

    1. Eddie “Mila …. I am not your father…. but you can still call me daddy!”
    2. Mila “Damm…. I should have taken the other pill!”
    3. Hearing Eddie’s chuckle Mila realized …. this was not the set of the new Star Wars movie! Punk’d by Ashton again!!!!!

  13. Timcharger

    “I’ve very good at this… uhhh… pink! Am I right?
    Your underwear is pink, right?”

  14. Timcharger

    Eddie: “There’s a grief that can’t be spoken
    There’s a pain goes on and on
    Empty chairs at empty tables
    Now my friends are dead and gone.”

    Mila: “I’m here. Is that empty chair
    in front of you for me?”

  15. Timcharger

    Here’s why shooting for 3D can really suck!
    This was supposed to be a love scene between Eddie and Mila.
    But the 3D cinematographers got involved and framed the
    shot this way.

  16. NJScorpio

    6) “I’m so excited to be in a Wachowski movie, they are so cool, complex, and well written.”
    “You know, Mark Wahlberg said basically the same thing while shooting ‘The Happening”.”