Matt Damon is back in his signature role as ‘Jason Bourne’, and we have an extra Ultra HD Blu-ray edition of the movie to give away. (Don’t worry, it comes with a standard Blu-ray too.) Don’t miss your chance to take home a free copy.
To win the movie, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “Enough already! We’re up to 20 things now. I get it, you hate me. Believe me, the feeling’s mutual.”
We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Thursday, December 8th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
(1) Parsons – “What are you trying to find out now?”
Bourne – “I need to find out who the birth parents are of my adopted cat.”
“I’m so sorry, there were a lot of beans on that burrito…”
(2) Parsons – “Are you okay? What did you have for lunch?”
Bourne – “Hey, he who smelt it, Parsons.”
Parsons – “What?”
Bourne – “He. Who. Smelt. It. Now, c’mon!”
(3) – Bourne: “We need meet a contact at a church in Jersey.”
(4) – Bourne: “I hope you stretched.”
Bourne: “Because in a moment you’re going to have to Step Up.”
Parsons: “Wrong dance movie.”
“I’m tired of all this running, I wish I were in Mars.”
“How many years have we been doing this? Are we gonna have sex or what??!!”
“Who are these weirdos following us?”
“My overprotective parents hired my little brother and his friend to chaperone our date.”
guy in background “julia all your movies stink!!”
Hurry up! We’re going to be late for Affleck’s birthday party!
You hooked up with a prince? I freakin’ colonized Mars!!
Hurry up lets get out of here before they try and add zombies.
“Why did you have to ruin Dexter?”
1) Save the Last Dance
2) Down to You
4) A Guy Thing
5) Mona Lisa Smile
6) The Omen
9) The Prince and Me
10) The Business of Strangers
See I can play this game too
So much shaky cam I can’t even read what’s on the sign!
“What the hell’s going on out here Julia?”
“The middle class suburban white kids are rioting because Trump won the election. Don’t worry, at worst they’ll T.P. some houses…maybe pee on your lawn.”
Alright Kimmel, I see you!
It was the chili I ate, sorry 🙁
You want to do WHAT when we get home?
Wait, what? That happens to me next? I didn’t read the script past this scene
Parsons – Who is that girl over there?
Bourne – Just keep walking, don’t make eye contact! It’s a girl I used to date… Oh, now you’ve gone and done it!
Parsons – Whatcha thinkin’?
“I told you I was lactose intolerant.”
“I’m gonna science the shit out of this sequel.”
I knew a vacation in Greece was a bad idea.
Bourne: How could I know flammable and inflammable meant the same thing?
Parsons: How could you not?
These are some well dressed fugitives. J. Crew? Penney’s? Gap? Definitely from the fall/winter line up.
Matt Damon trying to explain to Julia Styles that the Chris Tucker path to films is not necessarily a good one! Aka only staring in one franchise for 15 years.
Did you fart?
Bounrne “Actually I think I sharted”
Nikki, walk faster. I just crop dusted that guy and I think he knows.