Matt Damon is back in his signature role as ‘Jason Bourne’, and we have an extra Ultra HD Blu-ray edition of the movie to give away. (Don’t worry, it comes with a standard Blu-ray too.) Don’t miss your chance to take home a free copy.
To win the movie, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “Enough already! We’re up to 20 things now. I get it, you hate me. Believe me, the feeling’s mutual.”
We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Thursday, December 8th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
FatmanOSU
Man that fart was loud!
Csm101
“PANTY RAID AT THE STILES HOUSE!!”
“What’d they just say!??”
“Uhh, nothing?”
Murphy
I need a Tide stick, and I need it NOW!
Dan S
Just kept walking, I don’t know what the hell’s in the FOG !
Dan S
(singing) A Foggy Day In London Town.. You’r So Off Key !
Dan S
Werewolf There Wolf…..
Chris M.
Dammit! How many times do I have to tell you? Always look both ways before you cross the street!
Chris M.
Really? You’re gonna blame it on the dog?
Rob behrens
If only they were given some kind of clue that this movie was gonna stink…….
Rob behrens
Stiles: What’s back there?
Damon: Your career. Let’s go this way.
Rob behrens
Damn, the stink from the election is still lingering.
Rob behrens
If I have to hear ONE more fart joke……
Rob behrens
(What josh zyber’s gotta be thinking by now)
robert
Let me tell YOU a thing or two. First, who wears that jacket? I can’t believe in God’s realm someone would leave the house wearing that jacket. Second, what did you do back there? Lactaid BEFORE the potatoes au gratin, Parsons. Lactaid.
Csm101
“I’ve got it! We need to drop the Bourne name from this franchise. The next installment will be called ‘The Webb Identity’.”
“Whatchoo talkin ’bout Jason?!”
robi1138
“I’m getting the Glengarry Glen Ross Blu ray right now! I don’t care anymore if High-Def Digest can’t be bothered to review it!”
Jonathan Carlson
“Let’s get out of here and away from those people.”
“Who are they? KGB?”
“Trump supporters.”
“RUN!”
Jonathan Carlson
“How are we going to get out of this one?”
“Don’t worry; I was Bourne for this.”
“I never should have asked.”
Jonathan Carlson
“You know, that constant worry stare is not helping anyone, especially yourself. I can see the crow’s feet forming.”
Pedram
Holy crap, Mort grew up! Let’s get out of here. I heard what he did to Joe.
I don’t think I’m eligible, but that was just for fun.
Robb
“Can you believe they made a movie without us?”
“I remember everything now but, man, do I wish I could forget about the Bourne Legacy. What was that about?”
“Do you think Ludlum would like what we’re doing? Ludlum? Who’s Ludlum? Nevermind.”
Yobany Rojas
Follow me quick, and don’t get mad at me, the guy behind us is a pussy groping.
Csm101
You know his name. Remember his name. Breaking Bourne.
Csm101
Why ‘Jason Bourne’ underperformed at the box office this past summer.
“We’re gonna be late for the movie, Matt!”
“Don’t worry, Julia. I Fandango’d our ‘Suicide Squad’ tickets.”
Nestor Portilla
Hurry, Parsons! I’m baking brownies and the timer went off a looong time ago.
Nestor Portilla
Hands where I can see them, Bourne!
Ricardo
“I just farted so hurry up and don’t make faces”
William Henley
Oh come on, I get it, The Bourne Legacy stunk. But at least give us a chance!
This jacket doesn’t offer protection from anything, it just looks good.
Don;t look at him. Turn your head and keep walking.
Jason, you can let go of my hand now
What’s sad is that someone actually thought this was proper headroom for a shot.
Guy in background: Can you hear me now? Good!
Bourne: Come on, Sprint’s network is now within 1% of Verizon’s.
Girl:Are you refering to 4G coverage or total network coverage, because neither still offer the coverage in rural areas that AT&T does.
Kevin
Parsons: You pulled out didn’t you?
Bourne: (look of concern) yeah…
shad issa
I totally crop dusted the guy behind us, keep walking.
shad
put your hands in your pocket it looks cool, and don’t look at me while we are walking away from a smoky haze. GOSH