Hang on to your fedoras, folks. We have a fantastic contest for you this week. We’re giving away one of the most exciting Blu-ray releases of the year. That’s right, the long-awaited ‘Indiana Jones’ box set can be yours free if you enter our contest. How awesome is that?
The ‘Indiana Jones: The Complete Adventures‘ Blu-ray collection contains all four of the mega-popular adventure films starring Harrison Ford: ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’, ‘Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom’, ‘Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade’ and ‘Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull’. All right, fine, we have to acknowledge that ‘Crystal Skull’ isn’t nearly as popular or beloved as the previous three movies, but we’re giving this away for free, so quit your griping.
To win a copy of the box set, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest and give us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “These pretzels are making me thirsty!”
That’s all there is to it.
We have one copy of the Blu-ray set to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is this Friday, September 21st. The winner will be announced next week. Good luck, everyone!
HuskerGuy
Toht gave his “Ark” look, only to get blown away by Magnum (P.I.?)
zman32806
What you talking about Willis
Kevin Foster
I should have had waffles for breakfast. Yeah with alittle O.J. and maybe some strawberries…..
Mark Booth
While slipping out the back door of the adult bookstore, megastar Hans Gruber was startled to find a phalanx of paparazzi!
Kevin Foster
Well things could be worse, I could be at prom again. Taking my mom was probably not the best idea I have ever had. I mean she didn’t have to dump me for the Captain on the football team or as I call him now Dad.
EM
“Look what you’ve done! I’m melting—melting!! Oh, what a world! What a world…”
James Kent
“What do you mean Greedo shot first!?”
Cameron
No way he survived that nuke! There is absolutely no way! Nope, can’t happen. He’s dead.
Danny
Surprise!!..butt-sex!
EM
Come on, Dietrich—Crystal Skull’s bad, but it’s not that bad!!
EM
Mein Gott! I’d just assumed he was the Little Tramp!!!
Austin
Putting a gold star on this one.
Mike L.
“They’re eating her… and then they’re going to eat me… oh, mein Gott!!!”
“For those about to rock . . . FIRE!!! WE SALUTE YOU!!”
“That’s the new Robocop costume?!”
“Du … du hast … du hast mich!”
“NOOOO!! Not Lie-MAX!!!!”
Mike
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not another term for Obama!
Thomas Boyle
I shoulda had a V-8.
Maybe I should have been more comfortable with this “Jewish ritual”. Now look at me, face melted n’ everything…”
Noooooooooo! (only on the remastered version, a la Darth Vader scream)
Damnit, Maury… I told you I am NOT the father!
Ow, my ovaries!
Why do I need to turn my head to cough? I can look straight on and… hey watch it!
Tell me more about your life story, J-Lo.
I’ll tell you who shot first… Me, when I saw Leia in the gold bikini!
Bazinga!
I told you not to feed Gizmo after midnight, you ass!
El csm101
1. Sorry grandma, sorry grandpa, I’ll knock next time!
2. NUKE THE WHAT?!!!!
3. Melting faces? That’s the silliest most absurd…AAAUUUGGGHHH!!!!!!
4. But I washed for supper!
5. NUKE THE FRIDGE???!!!
Edmond Kwan
“Arrrrgh…wrong disc…watching Crystal Skull.”
Russ Brink
Damn, Dr. Jones! I didn’t know you were THAT kind of doctor. You sure have cold fingers!
JoeB
Arghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
EM
…I wish I did “Nazi” this!
Ryan Lego
ACH! MEIN BALLS! MEIN BALLS IST ON FIRE!
Ryan
Don’t grab a bitter beer, grab a better beer, smooth, keystone light!
Anthony Salzano
1.”Who forgot to flush!”
2.Heimlich reacts to the news from Toshiba that it is discontinuing manufacturing and R&D of HD DVD.
3.Don’t text while fishing.
4.Heimlich reacts to Warner Bros. announcement that it will no longer release its films on HD DVD.
5.Heimlich’s reaction upon realizing he backed into the side of Adolf’s car.
6.How not to react when a cop directs you on what to do during a field sobriety test.
7.Beer ran out at Oktoberfest.
8.”What do you mean Vader hollared ‘no!’?”
9.Helmut watched Dances with Wolves for the first time right after his favorite film Avatar.
10.Helmut reacts to a green screen after painstakingly wiring his new A/V receiver.
Daniel
My marshmallow’s on fire!
Jim
Mother always said, if you keep making faces yours will stay that way
Kevin Murray
“Ok, two girls, a cup, and…..”
Thomas Manning
1. “Oh shit…Anonymous hacked the Ark!!!”
2. “I’m actually quite calm, I’m just living proof when your mom warns you, ‘keep making that face and it will freeze like that!'”
Robert
Ghost chili peppers really are hot!
leonard piquet
I AM MELTING I AM MELTING. DAM YOU DOROTHY BURN IN HELL.
Tobias Jimenez
Woah, look at me, I’m a crystal skull. Buh Buh Buh Buh Buh.
Tobias Jimenez
WHAT DO YOU MEAN SPIELBERG IS REPLACING MY GUN WITH A WALKIE TALKIE?