Major Contest Alert: Win ‘Indiana Jones: The Complete Adventures’ on Blu-ray!

Hang on to your fedoras, folks. We have a fantastic contest for you this week. We’re giving away one of the most exciting Blu-ray releases of the year. That’s right, the long-awaited ‘Indiana Jones’ box set can be yours free if you enter our contest. How awesome is that?

The ‘Indiana Jones: The Complete Adventures‘ Blu-ray collection contains all four of the mega-popular adventure films starring Harrison Ford: ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’, ‘Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom’, ‘Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade’ and ‘Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull’. All right, fine, we have to acknowledge that ‘Crystal Skull’ isn’t nearly as popular or beloved as the previous three movies, but we’re giving this away for free, so quit your griping.

To win a copy of the box set, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest and give us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:

For example: “These pretzels are making me thirsty!”

That’s all there is to it.

We have one copy of the Blu-ray set to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality.

This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.

The deadline for entry is this Friday, September 21st. The winner will be announced next week. Good luck, everyone!


  1. “Arrrggghhh Rosanne Barr naked!!!”
    “Some things you cannot un-see, like watching The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull”
    “Tommy Wiseau just won the academy award for best director and actor.”
    “Connect Four the movie is coming out next summer.”
    “I just watched the Twilight movies and now my life is over.”

  2. Mark Booth

    Always the tinkerer, Hans replaced the 200-watt lamp in his DLP HDTV with the 5,000-watt MegaLamp HD he saw advertised during a rerun of the Golden Girls.

  3. Kevin Foster

    Ghee I hope I didn’t leave the toilet seat up again, if this arc doesn’t kill me the wife sure will.

  4. “Eeeek! You Bedazzled the Ark?!”

    “You wore plaid with argyle?!”

    “No! I’m deathly allergic to wheat!”

    “OMG, Facebook’s down again!”

    Trying out for Jabba The Hut in the next Star Wars film

  5. Mark Booth

    Upon receiving his Blu-ray copy of Jaws, Hans put the disc in the player, cranked up the volume 15db above norm, and chose poorly by skipping directly to the scene of Quint at the blackboard!

  6. HuskerGuy

    Upon seeing the contents of the ark and confirming the tenth commandment, Toht knew he was screwed. He couldn’t help but covet his neighbor’s glorious ox and ass.

  7. Kevin Foster

    I am blinded by the awesomeness of the new i phone. well until next week when the new new i phone comes out.