Even after three successful contests in a row, we’re still in a giving mood around here at High-Def Digest. To keep the momentum going, we’ve decided to give away yet another free movie to one of our readers! This week, we’re offering you the opportunity to win ‘The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey’ on Blu-ray, and we’ll even let you choose whether you want the 2D or 3D edition. Don’t miss out!
As if you didn’t already know, ‘The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey’ is the first part of Peter Jackson’s epic ‘Lord of the Rings’ prequel trilogy. To win a copy of the movie on Blu-ray, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “Why yes, I am on my way to the Silly Hat Convention. How did you know?”
We’re giving away one copy of the movie on Blu-ray. The winner may choose whether he or she wants the 2D edition or the 3D edition.
The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Friday, March 22nd. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
Greg
Gandalf, if you win with your witty captions, I hope you have a 3d player to get the 3d version. Otherwise, I am takin it for myself.
Greg
Radagast: Good Morning!
Gandalf: Hey.
Radagast: Why don’t I get the famous Good Morning Speech?
Gandalf: It’s a once in a lifetime thing. Do you know how many times I read that section of the book to learn it? I probably read it for as long as the extended editions of the Hobbit combined will be.
Steve Schaefer
Let’s lie down naked on our backs and make our own Two Towers!
Chaz Dumbaugh
LOL A+ on that one, haha 🙂
Tom A.
Look old boy, I know you’re all one with nature and everything, but still, you COULD wipe the bird shit out of your hair.
reno
Puff puff pass man…how long we been doing this now?
Tom A.
2. Ian: Last year, I did the voice of these snowmen creatures on some tv show called Doctor Who. Are you familiar with it? What? Did I say something wrong?
Mark
Blue Wizard 1: Why can’t we pick our own colors?
Gandalf: No way, no way. Tried it once, doesn’t work. You got four guys all fighting over who’s gonna be the Black Wizard, but they don’t know each other, so nobody wants to back down. No way. I pick. You’re Blue Wizard 1. Be thankful you’re not Yellow Wizard.
Radagast: Yeah, but Brown Wizard is a little too close to Wizard Sh*t.
Saruman: Who cares what your name is?
Blue Wizard 2: Yeah, that’s easy for your to say, you’re the White Wizard. You have a cool-sounding name. Alright look, if it’s no big deal to be Blue Wizard 2, you wanna trade?
Gandalf: Hey! NOBODY’S trading with ANYBODY. This ain’t a goddamn, f@cking Council of Elrond meeting, you know. Now listen up, Blue Wizard 2. There’s two ways you can go on this job: my way or the road to Mordor. Now what’s it gonna be, Blue Wizard 2?
Blue Wizard 2: Jesus Christ, Gandalf, f@cking forget about it. It’s beneath me. I’m Blue Wizard 2. Let’s move on.
Gandalf : I’ll move on when I feel like it… All you guys got the goddamn message?… I’m so goddamn mad, hollering at you guys I can hardly talk. Pssh. Let’s go to work.
Greg
Radagast: Gandalf, do you have a wife or a girlfriend?
Gandalf: No, I like men. Do you like men too? 😉
Radagast: Gandalf, I am not gay and stop looking at me like that.
Greg
Gandalf: I am wearing pink underwear…….jk
Radagast: I hate when people say jk…. In the woods we say JRR
Gandalf: What does that mean?
Radagast: Just Rabbity Rabbitting
Csm101
G: “Who’s the pansy that rode in on that bunny rabbit sled?”
R: “Me!!”
G: “Oooohhh…I see…” (Awkward silence)
Brian R
Yes Gandalf, Doritos taco shells.
James M
Seriously? “Abra Cadabra” is the best that you can do??
Adam Charles
Gandalf – No, seriously, I was certain you were in to be the next pope. I stole whatever makes that white smoke happen. Want some?
Brian R
So they were like, the place is called Oz.
Emerald City…Yello Brick Road,,,horses that change color… I was like, thanks but no thanks.
David Staschke
Gandalf: “Please tell me that’s not what I think it is in your hair…”
Phillip Lozen
R: We’re dealing with a lot of (stuff) here.
G: Okay, well, uh… candlesticks always make a nice gift. I’ve been known to craft a pretty solid fireworks display. Okay, let’s get two! Go get ’em.
Phillip Lozen
Yes, Cypress Hill is my favorite band, too. Have you seen the size of my blunt here?
Phillip Lozen
Just what IS the nature of your relationship with those rabbits?
Brooks Bird
“Who does #2 work for?!”
Mark
“My stick is bigger than yours”
Michael
“If you let me touch your staff, I’ll let you touch mine.”
Adam Charles
For real, I’m not kidding, me and you; rock band. I even have the name worked out. We get high and sleep a lot, and we wear crazy-awesome hats. Let’s call ourselves ZZ Top.
Mark Smith
Best stop drinking. You’re nose is looking awfully red.
Jason Thurman
You sir, have got it going on!!
Rob
Nope. The toupees were better.
Mike R.
That awkward moment after you’ve accidentally crossed staffs.
Pedram
-This high frame rate makes you look like video
-Wow, you’re much taller in 4k.
-I wonder if Gandalf actually realizes that I put rabbit poop in his pipe…
-I know you want what’s in this pipe, but I SHALL NOT PASS it.
-No, that’s not from a bird. If Saruman ever asks if you want to know what bukkake means, say no!
Greg
Gandalf: What’s all of that white stuff on your face?
Radagast: Ummmm…(awkward silence)…. Bird Crap, I think.
Greg
Gandalf: Your nose is awfully red and you look kind of unhealthy. You should see a doctor.
Radagast: Doctor Who?
Greg
Gandalf: I am gonna win this staring contest. But why are we having this contest?
Radagast: To make the extended edition longer.
Gandalf: Look at the audience….. half of them are asleep.
Radagast: (Looking) No they are not!
Gandalf: Haha! I win. Made ya look.