Even after three successful contests in a row, we’re still in a giving mood around here at High-Def Digest. To keep the momentum going, we’ve decided to give away yet another free movie to one of our readers! This week, we’re offering you the opportunity to win ‘The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey’ on Blu-ray, and we’ll even let you choose whether you want the 2D or 3D edition. Don’t miss out!
As if you didn’t already know, ‘The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey’ is the first part of Peter Jackson’s epic ‘Lord of the Rings’ prequel trilogy. To win a copy of the movie on Blu-ray, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “Why yes, I am on my way to the Silly Hat Convention. How did you know?”
We’re giving away one copy of the movie on Blu-ray. The winner may choose whether he or she wants the 2D edition or the 3D edition.
The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Friday, March 22nd. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
Rob
Soooo, um……boxers, briefs, or commando?
Michael
9. “I’ve heard that the chap who does Gollum is pretty much playing himself.”
10. “I think I need to take an unexpected journey to the restroom.”
Chaz Dumbaugh
Gandalf: Wow Radagast, your beard is amazingly detailed, have you seen mine lately.
Radagast: How much of that pipe have you been smoking? This is 48 frames and the Hobbit, not Fellowship of the Ring on Bluray my friend. Your beard looks spectacular now.
Gandalf: Hmmmmmm, puff puff…….
Chaz Dumbaugh
Gandalf: Why are you looking at me like that?
*pause*
Gandalf: Radagast? Yoohoo, Radagast…..shit, this stuff is stronger than I thought. Oh well, he isnt “supposed” to be in this trilogy much anyways
Jonathan Doan
“They lose me after the dragon scene.”
Gandalf: “I find that a strong pipe tobacco does wonders to mask the horrid stench of not bathing for centuries.”
Ian and Sylvester have a rousing round of “My father was poorer than yours” in thick Yorkshire accents.
Sylvester: “All those years of Shakespearean acting and training in the Royal Shakespeare Company with the true greats of the stage, and all I got was this lousy staff!”
Ian: “Do you know what a ‘Harlem shake’ is?”
Sylvester: “Oh dear, I do believe I have just wet meself.”
Sylvester: “I’ve got big ears and big feet and hands. Trust me.”
Jonathan Doan
Gandalf: “Tell me, friend, do you … swing?”
Rich Mizner
So….how much of that “weed” have you had?
Christian Rankin
That hat really looks like it can fly, you fool.
Michael E. Rice
Gandalf: So you really think that rabbit-run sled of yours could actually beat my Shadowfax, do you? — You’re on!
Matt Schmieding
Is that bird poop in your beard or are you just happy to see me?
Tim
“No…..that’s not why they call me “Radagast the Brown.”
Michael
R: “Ahem, your beard looks a bit frizzy there G. I thought I told you that you have to leave the conditioner in your beard for 5 minutes to get the nice soft wavy effect.”
Cassandra
Smoking to avoid the poop on your hat.
Patrick R
I hate being paused mid toke, my lungs aren’t what they used to be!
Patrick R
I don’t care if you are a wizard it’s still puff puff pass
Jason
“So… It’s bigger on the inside?”
“Seriously. Just hang on until “Don’t Blink” and then we’ll talk.”
Tyler N.
Gandalf: Would you like to come and get your beard brushed with me?
Radagast: I don’t see why not to. My beard is awfully raggedy these days.
Gandalf: Then let’s go!
Tyler N.
Why are you staring at me like that?
Tyler N.
Radagast: My staff is way cooler.
Gandalf: No! Mine is soo much better than that piece of wood….. oh wait, mine is wood too.
Tyler N.
Radagast: Would you like to see what’s in my pocket? 😉
Tyler N.
Gandalf: So where can I buy bunnies like yours?
Tyler N.
Gandalf: You look like you have been living in a bush. Your clothes are an absolute mess.
Radagast: A tree to be exact, Gandalf. No need to be such a fashionista!
Tyler N.
Radagast: I wonder how I will look in 3D? Do you think my beard will have more than two dimensions?
Gandalf: I already saw you in 48 frames per second. You is lookin just fine my friend.
Tyler N.
Radagast: Wanna hear a joke? What do the aliens in space say when they see the top of my staff?
Gandalf: I can’t say for sure… What do they say?
Radagast: THE CLAW!!!
Tyler N.
Gandalf: What’s that horrid stench?
Radagast: Does it smell like eggs?
Gandalf: Kinda….
Radagast: Sorry… Just soiled my pants. Colon irregularities.
Tyler N.
Gandalf: You weren’t in the book. What the heck are you doing in the movie?
Radagast: This guy named Peter Jackson was trying to make it past the 2 hour and 30 minute mark. So he threw me in. Pretty cool, huh?
Gandalf: No. You’re stealing my thunder.
Greg
Gandalf: Run, you tool!
Greg
Gandalf: You shall not pass!
Radagast: What are you Tolkien about?
Csm101
“So if you win this, are you picking the 2D or 3D edition?”
Josh P
Radagast: After all these years, I’m still upset about being left out of The Lord of the Rings.
Gandalf: I thought you might be, so we made up new material for you.
Radagast: Really?
Gandalf: Yep, but its just so we can stretch this to 3 films.
Radagast: Blank stare….