You want something to be thankful for as we head into the holiday? How about a second contest this week? This time, we’re giving away the Ryan Reynolds/Samuel L. Jackson buddy action flick ‘The Hitman’s Bodyguard‘ on 4k Ultra HD Blu-ray!
To win a copy of the disc, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “That’s why we make such a great team. Because two heads are better than nun! Ohhh! That’s funny, right? Do you get get?”
We have one copy of the Ultra HD Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is end of day on Sunday, December 3rdNovember 26th. (Sorry for the confusion on the date!) The winner will be announced the following week. Good luck!
NJScorpio
“If you had the Capital One Venture Card, you could have cashed in your rewards points free airline tickets.
What’s in your wallet, mother ****er?”
NJScorpio
“Any of you ladies know Ezekiel 25:17?”
NJScorpio
“When the whole world is after them, where can a hitman and his bodyguard hide?
Find out this Summer in ‘Sister Act 3’…”
NJScorpio
“…and all you ladies married to God, lemme see those hands in the air!”
NJScorpio
“Yeah, you may be Marvel, but you’re not I-don’t-have-to-do-any-other-shit Marvel.”
William Henley
“I love him, I love him, I love him… Oh, that’s not Morgan Freeman, that’s Samuel L Jackson. Nevermind”
Nick
Nick Fury’s new Avengers lineup is looking pretty promising
Nick
Praises, Motherf*cker, do you sing them?
Edmond Kwan
Pray and Deadpool can be part of MCU!
Brian
It’s nun ‘ya business…
Brian
(singing) -oooohhh runnin with the devil…
Darrel J
Welcome to hell, motherf***er!
G-Man
Dude, don’t you get it? We’re in “Lilies of the Field”, I’m Homer Smith, and I’m gonna build me a chapel !
Art Ames
Think about it…the snakes would go after the slower nuns first.
Yusuf S Nasrullah
“Cheer up, pretty boy! It’s only a few nuns, the naughty priest never got on the bus!”
Carl
Well, after all these years they still make me sit in the back of the bus. But at least I’m not alone.
Carl
What do you get when you put a black man, a white man and a dozen nuns in a bus? I don’t know, they still haven’t finished the script.
David batarseh
The moment Ryan Reynolds realized he was actually in a remake of Nuns on the run!
David batarseh
Celebrity bang bus is as creepy as it sounds!
Jared Martin
Deadpool was not thrilled with his first assignment from Nick Fury.
Jared Martin
“Could this Van get any Wilder? You should really try to be more Self/less. I’m Waiting… Can we at least be Just Friends? Definitely, Maybe?”
“Ugh…this is going to be a long trip Old Boy.”
Csm101
Nuns have more fun.
Randy White
Ah, the things we are going to do with these two….
Csm101
Not everything is just black and white. Most of it lies in those grey areas.
Mica
Man over PA: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We’re sorry to announce that our scheduled in-flight screening of ‘Green Lantern’ has been cancelled. Instead, we will be showing a back to back feature of Requiem for a Dream, Schindler’s List and…you know what…because I really wanna drive home just how bad “Green Lantern” truly is, a five minute YouTube video of a man with a zit, the size of a Reese’s Cup, violently erupting. We hope you’ll forgive us for this inconvenience…but not Warner Bros. for producing a god awful superhero movie.,,by their standards…which is saying something.”
Néstor P.
Is it me or is Whoopi looking a little mannish these days?
Néstor P.
Muslim terrorists get to hook up with 72 of these.
Dominique Meyer
– Wade Wilson’s MCU Audition: Trial 1
– Eager for Oscar cred, Ryan and Sam made their way to audition to “Novitiate”
– Jackson: “Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?”
Reynolds: “… reference SpongeBob again, and I will deck you in the mouth.”
– Little did Reynolds know his new buddy Jackson was born again, believing Ezekiel 25:17 to be a real bible verse
– Sometimes even celebrities can’t afford an Uber
– After working on CELL and 1408, Stephen King developed such a good working relationship with Samuel L. Jackson that they decided to co-write a new thriller based on Ryan Reynolds nightmares without telling him he’d be cast in the lead.
– Reynolds: “Enough is enough! I’ve had it with these motherfucking nuns on this motherfucking bus!”
– Nun: “Do either of you have a light?”
Jackson: “No, but he has a lantern.”
Reynolds: “… don’t.”
Nun: “Hey, wait a minute, aren’t you that Green Lan–”
Reynolds: “NOPE. Wrong guy. Evil twin, actually…”
Jackson: *chuckles*
– Reynolds: “How did we even get in here? There is. NO. WALKWAY. Only seats!”
– There are both upsides and downsides to celebrity-endorsed charity work.
KiKS
SLJ: “If you’re happy and you know it…”
RR: “… Clap your hands, mother******???”
Chris M.
Alright! One more round of Kumbaya!