When we get extra copies of movies, our readers benefit. Our prize for this week’s contest is the Ultra HD + Blu-ray combo pack edition of Mel Gibson’s Oscar-nominated war drama ‘Hacksaw Ridge‘.
To win a copy of the movie, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “Sir! Yes, sir! You are so money, baby, sir!”
We have two copies to give away. The winners will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is Friday, February 24th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
Adam Charles
Garfield – “How many fingers am I holding up?”
Vaughn – “How tight is my fist clinched?”
Csm101
“Why are you wearing that grin on your face!?”
“This place is so dull and colorless, I thought a smile would brighten things up a tad.”
Csm101
“Sir, I just don’t think I can summon the will to take human life on the battle field. How am I supposed to do that?”
Gibson- “Just pretend they’re Jews!!” Uh, sorry…keep rolling.”
Justin
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Where the hell are you from anyway, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, Texas, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don’t look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Private Cowboy: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you a peter puffer?
Private Cowboy: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I bet you’re the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll be watching you!
Art Ames
Yes, I’m Santa’s brother. You have a problem with that, maggot?
Jim
“No sir. Gomer Pyle is the third one from the end…”
Ed
You guys are like little bunnies, who’s just kinda cowering in the corner.
Andrew Riley
I don’t need a gun Sarg, just light my butt and my farts will do the rest.
Jim
Dow: Like the song?
“Mama” says that she got some news this mornin’ from Choctaw Ridge that Billie Joe McAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge.”
Sarge: “Wrong ridge, Dow!”
Wayne W Bixenman
Ok Soldier – everyone here was told to bring their gun. Did you forget yours or are you telling us all your big gun is in your pants?
Gary P
Dammit, Private! Are you trying to hide just how small your hands really are?!
Byron Hurley
Sir, our relationship is caught in a “web” of deceit.
Byron Hurley
Sir, I’m ready to “swing” into action sir.
Byron Hurley
I promise to “stick” the landing at Okinawa.
Barry Dowell
Yes, yes I did get paid for doing Delivery Man. It really isn’t that funny Garfield.
Mark C
“Nice hat, sir. The bakery is at post eleven.”
Gary P
Private, that “My Precious” crap ain’t going to work around here! Show me the damn ring!
Steven Byers
“No, Andrew, you will not lose to Emma Stone’s movie for Best Picture.”
Csm101
“You got a funny accent, private. You from the South?”
“Yeah I’m from the South. South London.”
Daniel
“What’s so funny, private”?
“I was just thinking of how much better I’d have been as Norman Bates than you, sir”.
“Hey, Sarg, I don’t need a weapon. Hitler’s two men to my left”.
“I spy a soldier without a gun”.
“Well I spy three men completely out of formation”.
“I like standing next to you, Sarg. It makes me look so tough”.
Kashtarreaper
Avengers boot camp has gotten a little weak.
BJ V
Sergeant: What’s so funny private Doss?!
Doss’ internal monologue: I’m Brittish and you’ll never know it.
Robert Mc
Anybody else feel like a little giggle when I mention my fwiend Biggus…Dikkus?
moremovies85
Howell: “Do you think I’m cute, Private Doss? Do you think I’m funny?”
Doss: “Sir, no, sir!”
Howell: “Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face.”
moremovies85
“Where is your lethal weapon Private Doss?”
Ken Oliver
Here I was hoping for Captain America and all I get is Spider-man.
Michael Bakker
“You’re killing me with that smile private! Your job is to kill the enemy, not me!”
“If you plan on killing the enemy with that smile private, better get a better set of chops!”
Pedram
Why isn’t your gun’s shaft in your hand, Private??
Because your mom already has my shaft her hand sir!
Vincent Allen
“What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?! We’re supposed to DISLIKE Mel Gibson!”
Csm101
“Why do you not have a gun in your hand, Doss?!”
“I fight with my fists, guns are for sissies.”