With the Fourth of July coming up, now’s a good time to watch a movie with lots of BANG BANG BOOM! Even better if all those flying bullets whiz by your head in fancy Dolby Atmos surround sound. The Sean Penn action thriller ‘The Gunman‘ should fit that bill, and we have a copy to give away!
To win a copy of the disc, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: With this stellar breakdancing move, Sean Penn has progressed to the finals of ‘So You Think You Can Shoot’!
We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is end of day on Sunday, July 5th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
Csm101
“Are you talkin to me?!…Deniro’s got nothin’ on me!”
Csm101
Sean Penn has had it with the Paparazzi peeking in his windows. Punching them in the face and breaking their cameras simply won’t do any more, now he shoots them!
Csm101
Every time Madonna knocks on his door, he takes the necessary precautions.
Csm101
“What’d you say about Jude Law?!”
Csm101
“I’m here to collect for the earthquake fundraiser in Botswana and there’s not enough zeros on your check.”
Csm101
Bad boys bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Oops, wrong movie.
Csm101
Milk II: Harvey’s Revenge
Bill McClain
Dude, the Crackhead Handbook never lies!
NJScorpio
(1) In the privacy of his bedroom, Sean Penn likes to play “Matrix”.
(2) “Almost level, move the left side of the frame up…up…no, too much.”
(3) He watched the window, waiting for the attack, not realizing the tiny dinosaur was actually on the shelf behind him…
NJScorpio
(4) I’ll just…lay down here……you can just CGI me jumping around…like you guys do for Liam.
NJScorpio
(5) “MEGA MANNNNN!!”
Csm101
“Charlize, will you make me the happiest guy in Hollywood and be my bride?”
Csm101
A day in the life of a Hollywood spray tanner…
“I asked for a golden bronze and you gave me Navajo red!!”
aaron owen
those are my dora the explorer slippers ! where do you think you are going with them?
Edward comas
Is that Madonna coming in thru the window !!!
Chapz Kilud
I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.
Carl Cartwright
Damn Critics, 17% Rotten Tomatoes… I got your Rotten Tomatoes right here.
Carl Cartwright
I don’t get it. I’m holding my gun sideways but the bullets are still flying straight.
Carl Cartwright
He slides into home and is SAFE! – The catcher wisely chooses not to block the plate.
Chris M.
Go on! Ask me about Shanghai Surprise one more time. I dare you!
Dean Curry
‘So Mr. Hand, just like I told that guy on ABC, ‘danger is my business’.
David C.
“Two Oscars and they still call me Spicoli?!”
David Staschke
Being married to Madonna had me like…
David Staschke
Sean Penn attempts (and fails at) gun kata after seeing Equlibrium for the first time.
Ronald Oliver
Well if Elvis Presley can do it, so can I..with a gun! Thank you very much!
Ronald Oliver
Why does this scene have to be in the script?! ..I’m gonna shoot the writer, and then the director for yelling cut for the 20th time!
Ronald Oliver
Hey! That’s my lunch! Put it down, or else!
Deaditelord
Having wasted all the bad guys and saved the day, Sean Penn prepares himself for the action hero equivalent of “dropping the mic”.
Chris M.
You might be buffed up from Fury Road Charlize, but if you do that again I’ll put a cap in your ass!
Luis Bartley
“This is a weapon, this is a gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun.”