Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Contest: Win ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2’ on 4k Ultra HD Blu-ray!

An extra Ultra HD Blu-ray copy of ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2‘ came our way, and that must mean it’s time for a contest! (Don’t worry, a regular Blu-ray is in the package too.) We want to put this movie in your hands, so enter today for your chance to take it home.

To win a copy of the disc, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:

Insert witty caption here

For example: “Wait a second, I’m still not getting it. I guess you’ll need to explain it to me one more time. Why was the computer wearing tennis shoes?”

We have one copy of the 4k Ultra HD Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.

This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.

The deadline for entry is end of day on Sunday, August 27th. The winner will be announced next week. Good luck!


  1. Jason

    Ego to Peter: Man this prune diet has really let me encounter freedom.

    Peter thinks to himself: I cant believe Ego shot a 6ft stream of feces from his ass.

  2. Timcharger

    Ego: “We are superior. Believe me. You and I are of a supreme celestial race. Grab a couple torches from the fire, Peter. Let’s go meet some friends of mine, a gathering of some very fine people in a rally on Earth.”

    Peter furrows his brow and slowly leans away.

  3. Jim

    “…and that’s how I managed to live off Walt Disney for all these years. Heck, I’m still milking it now! Questions?”

  4. Timcharger

    Ego: “Yes, I’m a living planet. And now I need to move closer to the campfire for some global warming.”

  5. Timcharger

    Peter: “So it’s a metaphor? Your body is made of a ecosystem of interdependent digestive, respiratory, circulatory systems, etc? Meaning we are complex creatures, with complex systems, we are each like a living planet, right?”

    Ego: “No. Literally, there’s a giant brain at my planetary core.”

    Peter: (After long pause) “Ha! Ha! Ha! You got me there. That’s too silly!”

  6. Quill: …and then the car takes off into the sky and they time travel into the credits, it was a great movie.
    Ego: Wow, that sounds amazing. I bet I missed a lot of cool stuff in the 80s. Who was President when you left?
    Quill: Ronald Reagan.
    Ego: Ronald Reagan… the ACTOR?!?!?

  7. Ray Lefeber

    Let me get this straight. You can be with a woman for many years and never be married to her? You could’ve let me know that, Kurt!!!

  8. Star Lord: “Well, whatta we do?”
    Ego: “Why don’t we just…..wait here for a little while,…….see what happens?”
    Ego passes stew to Star Lord without having taken a bite himself, Star Lord takes a big swallow, and Ego snickers…..dum dum, dum dum, dum dum….

  9. Elizabeth

    Son, it’s true. You got your name because I wanted to walk up to women and say, “Have you seen my Peter?”

    Quill awkwardly lays his hand on his crotch and thinks disgustedly, “Damn, I popped a boner talking to my Dad.”

    “Son, if you hate the name Peter, just be glad you weren’t born a girl. I was going to name you after my favorite Bond girl, Pussy Galore.”

    If you’re my father, who was that guy in the first movie?

    Aren’t we supposed to have a lightsaber duel or something? Isn’t that how father-son reunions normally work?

    You can’t be serious! After all this time, vinyl still isn’t dead?

    Reunited with his long lost father, Peter soon discovers that the Sweet song was correct. Love is like oxygen; if you get too much, you get too high. Or maybe that’s just because of the pot his Dad brought.