Yes, we’re really doing this. We’re giving away the ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ sequel ‘Fifty Shades Darker‘ on Blu-ray. Don’t pretend you’re not curious.
I’m not going to lie, when first offered this particular movie to use as a contest prize, a fair amount of debate arose as to whether it fit the demographics of our site. To hell with that, I say. I bet some of our readers would relish the chance to watch and mock it ironically… especially if it’s free! Even if you don’t enjoy it, you can always give it away and inflict the suffering on someone else afterwards.
Also, if I’m not mistaken, the movie promises boobies and butts. That’s got to be worth something.
“How can I win this glorious prize?” you ask. All you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:
For example: “You were so right. We’re definitely not going to want to show our faces in public again after this fiasco.”
Go ahead, do your worst.
We have two copies of the Blu-ray to give away. The winners will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.
This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.
The deadline for entry is end of day on Thursday, May 11th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!
Csm101
Fifty Shades Darker and Fifty million less at the box office.
Deaditelord
And my other Sir Mix-a-Lot entry:
Anastasia: If you so much as hum a single bar of “Baby Got Back” I will rip that stupid Green Hornet mask off your face and strangle you with it.
Christian: Are we talking “strangle” strangle or just “strangle-until-one-of-us-orgasms” strangle?
Bill
Sniff, sniff…did you just fart?
Chris M.
That’s right. I just farted at this fancy party. And I can get away with it because I’m filthy rich.
Chris M.
You ever seen The Short Bus?
Chris M.
Seriously though. This is one of those contests that if you win, you still lose.
Csm101
You just might lose with this one😆
Chris M.
Anastasia: I’m not wearing my underwear underneath this dress.
Christian: I know. I’m wearing it.
Chris M.
Even Meatloaf wouldn’t do that.
Chris M.
Damn CSM101 beat me to this one. Should have went Christian: Neither am I. The other one was better though
Chris M.
LOL Whoops, posted that on the wrong one.
Chris M.
I think it’s perfectly reasonable for you to split the check for dinner.
Csm101
Christian: “Hi-Yo Silver, AWAAAY!!”
(11th entry, sorry couldn’t help it)
Julian
‘This way to the Eyes Wide Shut casting call’.
jay b
Tonto, be sure to drink up. it’s going to be a long and lone ride tonight.
jay b
Was the chick in the yellow dress really dating an animal?! What kind of party is this anyways?
jay b
Geiko can save you 15% or more on your car insurance.
BERNIE WALLACE
You never told me, what makes this an Eyes Wide Shut themed party? I’ve never seen that movie before.
David Staschke
“Lone Ranger? No, I’m the ‘Bone Ranger,’ honey.”
David Staschke
“I’ve seen you naked! You don’t think I would recognize you because I can’t see your cheekbones?!”
David Staschke
“You were right. This cold mask really alleviates my puffy eyes… and it also serves as a costume for this masquerade ball. Two birds, one stone.”
David Staschke
Jared Kushner attends a casual dinner party.
Julian
Hickman & Peck cosplaying at Comic Con 2017.
Josh Zyber
AuthorCurious to know which one is which. 🙂
Michael Coover
Can you believe we signed up to do three of these *ucking movies.
Derek
When your ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ cosplay goes terribly wrong
Derek
Hi ho careers! Away!
Ariel Rodriguez
I am Batman, and you are?…Catwoman 😉
Ariel Rodriguez
Let’s go to the all you can eat restaurant.
Ariel Rodriguez
He’s looking at you kid.
Ariel Rodriguez
May I have your lazo Zorro?
Ariel Rodriguez
I want to fart so badly. Lets get out of here.
Ariel Rodriguez
Anastasia, Is you father Don Johnson?
Derek
This gritty Green Lantern reboot may have been a mistake