Fifty Shades Darker

Contest: Win ‘Fifty Shades Darker’ on Blu-ray

Yes, we’re really doing this. We’re giving away the ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ sequel ‘Fifty Shades Darker‘ on Blu-ray. Don’t pretend you’re not curious.

I’m not going to lie, when first offered this particular movie to use as a contest prize, a fair amount of debate arose as to whether it fit the demographics of our site. To hell with that, I say. I bet some of our readers would relish the chance to watch and mock it ironically… especially if it’s free! Even if you don’t enjoy it, you can always give it away and inflict the suffering on someone else afterwards.

Also, if I’m not mistaken, the movie promises boobies and butts. That’s got to be worth something.

“How can I win this glorious prize?” you ask. All you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:

Insert witty caption here

For example: “You were so right. We’re definitely not going to want to show our faces in public again after this fiasco.”

Go ahead, do your worst.

We have two copies of the Blu-ray to give away. The winners will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.

This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.

The deadline for entry is end of day on Thursday, May 11th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!


  1. Deaditelord

    And my other Sir Mix-a-Lot entry:

    Anastasia: If you so much as hum a single bar of “Baby Got Back” I will rip that stupid Green Hornet mask off your face and strangle you with it.

    Christian: Are we talking “strangle” strangle or just “strangle-until-one-of-us-orgasms” strangle?

  2. Chris M.

    That’s right. I just farted at this fancy party. And I can get away with it because I’m filthy rich.

  3. Chris M.

    Seriously though. This is one of those contests that if you win, you still lose.

  4. Chris M.

    Anastasia: I’m not wearing my underwear underneath this dress.

    Christian: I know. I’m wearing it.

  5. jay b

    Was the chick in the yellow dress really dating an animal?! What kind of party is this anyways?


    You never told me, what makes this an Eyes Wide Shut themed party? I’ve never seen that movie before.

  7. David Staschke

    “I’ve seen you naked! You don’t think I would recognize you because I can’t see your cheekbones?!”

  8. David Staschke

    “You were right. This cold mask really alleviates my puffy eyes… and it also serves as a costume for this masquerade ball. Two birds, one stone.”