Yes, we’re really doing this. We’re giving away the ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ sequel ‘Fifty Shades Darker‘ on Blu-ray. Don’t pretend you’re not curious.

I’m not going to lie, when first offered this particular movie to use as a contest prize, a fair amount of debate arose as to whether it fit the demographics of our site. To hell with that, I say. I bet some of our readers would relish the chance to watch and mock it ironically… especially if it’s free! Even if you don’t enjoy it, you can always give it away and inflict the suffering on someone else afterwards.

Also, if I’m not mistaken, the movie promises boobies and butts. That’s got to be worth something.

“How can I win this glorious prize?” you ask. All you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:

For example: “You were so right. We’re definitely not going to want to show our faces in public again after this fiasco.”

Go ahead, do your worst.

We have two copies of the Blu-ray to give away. The winners will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.

This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.

The deadline for entry is end of day on Thursday, May 11th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!