Why Are the Dead Never Friendly? – Win ‘Evil Dead’ (2013) on Blu-ray!

All right, folks. You haven’t been too thrilled with our contest prizes around here the last few weeks. We got the message. Fortunately, I think we have something a little better lined up this time. This one’s for the horror junkies, and we know there are more than a few of you out there. Enter today’s contest for your chance to win this year’s splatter-tastic ‘Evil Dead’ remake on Blu-ray.

Foregoing most of the campy comic relief that made the original series famous, the makers of the new ‘Evil Dead‘ chose to focus instead on hardcore, gory murder and mayhem, with a remake that lives up to its hard R rating. Many fans responded enthusiastically.

To win a copy of the Blu-ray, all you have to do is participate in our photo caption contest by giving us a funny or clever caption for the following image. Click to enlarge:

For example: “What do you mean Bruce Campbell’s not in this one?!”

We have one copy of the Blu-ray to give away. The winner will be chosen at our own subjective discretion based on whichever responses we enjoy the most. Entries are limited to 10 per person. That should give you plenty of opportunity to craft a good submission, but will also help us to avoid any potential appearance of awarding prizes based on volume rather than quality. (Please heed this limit. You will be taken out of consideration if you submit more than 10 entries.) All entries must be submitted in the Comments section of this blog post. Please do not attempt to email them to me.

This contest is only open to entrants from the domestic United States. We will not ship internationally (whether you’re a U.S. citizen or not). Employees of High-Def Digest or Internet Brands and their families are not eligible. Standard contest rules and conditions apply. People who have won any of our previous contests within the past one year are also not eligible to win, but may get Honorable Mentions.

The deadline for entry is Friday, July 19th. The winners will be announced the following week. Good luck!


  1. “Your mother cleans clocks in hell!”

    “Shhhit!! I just spent $80 at the salon before this demonic possession business happened!”

    “How long do they need me to hold this goddamn pose for the promo shot??”

    “Geez, I thought Bruce Campbell had it rough being directed by Sam Raimi…”

    “Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, b- SWALLOW YOUR SOUL! SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!”

  2. Isaac

    “THIS is why I don’t drink at parties.”

    “You think I look bad? You haven’t even seen the bathroom yet.”

    “Tell me the truth, how bad is my hair?”

    “And then I said, it’s still better than ‘Suburgatory.'”

    “What is that smell? Are you wearing new cologne?”

  3. Jason

    Bleeding Gums Murphy don’t have nothing on my sax

    This is the last time I go tanning before a vacation.

  4. NJScorpio

    “This is a teen romantic comedy, right? So I took off my glasses, and let my hair down, and I’m beautiful now. Right?”

  5. Jeremy R

    What do you mean you don’t watch Suburgatory?!


  6. Jeremy R

    What do you mean you forgot to set the DVR for Under the Dome?! How do you FORGET that? I swear, I’m so angry right now that I could just swallow your soul!